Had a dream that I wet the bed

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Getting shitfaced drunk can cause that.

I wasn't drunk.

I did actually piss my pants when I was really drunk once. I was at a party and I was standing over at a wall, mainly to use the wall to help me stand up because I was very drunk and some guy came over and started trying to chat me up and I was really busting for a piss and he was talking non stop @ me and I didn't want to be rude and cut him off so I kept standing there while he rabbited on until I just finally pissed myself (because remember I didn't want to be rude or anything and surely pissing yourself is less rude than cutting someone off to excuse yourself)

I did finally excuse myself at that point, went inside and ran a bath and spent the next hour siting in the bath fully clothed, people were walking in and asking me what I was doing so I'd tell them I had pissed myself.

I wasn't drunk.

I did actually piss my pants when I was really drunk once. I was at a party and I was standing over at a wall, mainly to use the wall to help me stand up because I was very drunk and some guy came over and started trying to chat me up and I was really busting for a piss and he was talking non stop @ me and I didn't want to be rude and cut him off so I kept standing there while he rabbited on until I just finally pissed myself (because remember I didn't want to be rude or anything and surely pissing yourself is less rude than cutting someone off to excuse yourself)

I did finally excuse myself at that point, went inside and ran a bath and spent the next hour siting in the bath fully clothed, people were walking in and asking me what I was doing so I'd tell them I had pissed myself.

were you telling ruby this story when he shat in his chair? seems like he might have stolen your gimmick

[Lisa]

were you telling ruby this story when he shat in his chair? seems like he might have stolen your gimmick

There was no poo involved

Maybe one day I will tell you the story about the time I pooed myself at work