I'm phat because all the food I make is delicious and I can't help but eat it.....................

[Dick Whisperer]

i have a dick. it works better than shermans.

lol I don't think I want your dick cag but I will still share my food with you, seeing how I'm so fucking fat I should probably share that way I'll eat less and hopefully lose some of my jelly rolls.......mmmmm jelly rolls