Why Lisa wouldn't perform oral on Rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would somehow get lisa to buy me shit even tho she's poor, i would figure it out, i'm a smart guy, good with math

[cagordon]

you could buy a one way ticket to penguin island, stay as long as you want, eat all of lisas food, not pay for shit, and she'd STILL suck your dick everyday. lmao i hope you're reading this
rootybee

[cagordon]

lisa might actually save up and buy the ticcket for you

Cag is going hysterical at her own posts itt I bet

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty how long did it take from the time you got there until you were dropping loads on that bitch? Just wanna know how much of a slut she is

Day 1

[steveyos YOLO]

I would've broke her faggot jaw if given the opportunity

Rooty how long did it take from the time you got there until you were dropping loads on that bitch? Just wanna know how much of a slut she is

2 hrs after I got off the plane

We had been camming everyday for 6 months tho, I'm not a slut

i doubt you would even have the nerve to stop stuttering

i doubt you would even have the nerve to stop stuttering

I have the nerve to stick my foot up your ass

[cagordon]

aren't you a cripple?

mommy told rooty swallowing man butter was very bad for girls to do but hey, a bitch with 3 kids to feed and one on the way is gonna do whatevs. wait till the kid pops out and that marriage cert. is signed, rooty.

you stupid faggot.

[Lisa]

Interesting theories Sherman. My teeth are fine thanks and everyone has seen my teeth you dickhead, they get sore because I grind them in my sleep and have worn all the enamel off the top. Sherman grabbed my head and told me if I liked sucking dick so much why didn't I suck his but I just gave him an angry look and did not do it.

I wouldn't have bothered with this but after seeing the pathetic loser shit Sherman is posting I think I will. The reason is simple, first if all he has an ugly dick that is located under an overhang gut, the idea of lifting his overhang gut to go for it was just repulsive to me. And two he is a premature ejaculator.

Dazza for example loves my sucking his dick and so do most guys who don't have small ugly dicks under overhang guts and who literally just jizz on my leg and can't even fuck me.

The idea of sucking Sherman's dick if you ever get the displeasure to see it is just gross.

i usually start my blow jobs by grabbing her head too

[Lisa]

He's not very attractive and looks aren't everything but he literally couldn't even fuck me and he cried all the time, jerked off farted and cried all the time.

I just didn't want to suck his dick and he wasn't capable at all with me to be sexually dominant.

Frankly it just didn't work with Sherman, I've been around enough to know.

[Lisa]

i usually start my blow jobs by grabbing her head too

I usually love it, even if I end up spewing lol

But it would have been a pointless exercise in Sherman and I was already busy enough cleaning up all his leaking jizz off my leg every 10 mins. I mean he couldn't even penetrate me for more than literally one second and that was even if he did, half the time he literally just rubbed it between my legs.

I'm sure it works much better with a giant slop hole you don't have to actually aim for than my tight ass.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa stop making me so horney

[Autistic Spectrum]

Interesting theories Sherman. My teeth are fine thanks and everyone has seen my teeth you dickhead, they get sore because I grind them in my sleep and have worn all the enamel off the top. Sherman grabbed my head and told me if I liked sucking dick so much why didn't I suck his but I just gave him an angry look and did not do it.

I wouldn't have bothered with this but after seeing the pathetic loser shit Sherman is posting I think I will. The reason is simple, first if all he has an ugly dick that is located under an overhang gut, the idea of lifting his overhang gut to go for it was just repulsive to me. And two he is a premature ejaculator.

Dazza for example loves my sucking his dick and so do most guys who don't have small ugly dicks under overhang guts and who literally just jizz on my leg and can't even fuck me.

The idea of sucking Sherman's dick if you ever get the displeasure to see it is just gross.

He's not very attractive and looks aren't everything but he literally couldn't even fuck me and he cried all the time, jerked off farted and cried all the time.

I just didn't want to suck his dick and he wasn't capable at all with me to be sexually dominant.

Frankly it just didn't work with Sherman, I've been around enough to know.

I usually love it, even if I end up spewing lol

But it would have been a pointless exercise in Sherman and I was already busy enough cleaning up all his leaking jizz off my leg every 10 mins. I mean he couldn't even penetrate me for more than literally one second and that was even if he did, half the time he literally just rubbed it between my legs.

I'm sure it works much better with a giant slop hole you don't have to actually aim for than my tight ass.

i bet this is not true and your jest jealous that rootbeer found true love with debbie mand now has a loving faimly while your stuck in a hovel suckng austliran dicks for ditch weed

[Autistic Spectrum]

or i bet it's all pretty much true and it's realy funny lmao why the fuck does rootbeer still post here

[Autistic Spectrum]

either way lisa codey cag, amirite

[Lisa]

I mean it's one of the many reasons I told him it didn't work with us and sent him home. I need sex and he couldn't do it and I also need space and time and he couldn't give me that either. He told me he hooked up with Debra because he just didn't want to be alone, and the swamp beast with half a dozen kids to different men got preggas within a week, lol, she's horrible, and welp that's him sorted now isn't it? Lol. And frankly he has acted way too pathetic along with that retarded swamp beast idiotic pathetic woman who keeps messaging me every week when she is having relationship problems for me to even have any respect at all for him. It's one of the most pathetic jokes I've ever seen.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i bet this is the thread where you two finally work things out and sets in monation rootbeers next epic jounrey to penguin island ot wiggle his broken dick around in your busted hole for 3 or 4 seconds at a time

[Lisa]

i bet this is not true and your jest jealous that rootbeer found true love with debbie mand now has a loving faimly while your stuck in a hovel suckng austliran dicks for ditch weed

You think that's not true?


What are you retarded?

You do realise I sent him home, had him desperately begging to get back with me but there was a reason I sent him home and did not want to get back with him.

Dp I have had a fuckload of sex in my time. I'm a 35 year old woman and I know what I'm doing and what I want and that is NOT what I want.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am retarded,, fucktarded in fact

[Lisa]

i bet this is the thread where you two finally work things out and sets in monation rootbeers next epic jounrey to penguin island ot wiggle his broken dick around in your busted hole for 3 or 4 seconds at a time

I have said no to him and again to everyone else NO THANKS.

I've been a lot happier being able to have actual sex when the opportunity arises than dealing with that immature wanker.

I mean it's just pathetic, I wouldn't have bothered even responding to any of this but then I see that mucking loser posting a bunch of bullshit.

Besides it's the exact same thing I said before when he was making a bunch of pathetic excuses. Ie. the TRUTH.

[Lisa]

i am retarded,, fucktarded in fact

Yeah you know I'm telling the truth because when haven't I? The truth is embarrassing enough.

Give me a cuddle dp, people are fuckheads.

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you could murder rootbeer and get away with it would you,, cause i would i would totally kill a stranger form the interent for helping to ruin a terrible fourm i post on

[Lisa]

lisa stop making me so horney

I bet you're able to cuddle somone without jizzing on their leg and I bet you're capable of making a proper mess of someone like me in a proper way

[Autistic Spectrum]

somehow become friends with the chinesse child who bottles his steroids and have him put arsnic pills in the bottle