Guess What Dumb Bitch Nurse From Dallas Who Took Care of Deceased Ebola Patient Gone and Did (I wish I were making this up)

i read somewhere that it will become 10,000 cases a week when it hits the big time

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Holy fucking shit.... they assured... the voices on the TV assured us....... the Best of the Best was already on it; people should go about their daily routines, we've got top scientists and medical workers on the job

and then this happens

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you see that stuff by the sink in the little plastic container? we call that SOAP

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what do we do when we take the sheets off the bed the patient was laying on? We put on LATEX GLOVES, and we BLEACH THE SHEETS

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and if the sheets touch anything else at all before getting bleached, we DISINFECT THAT TOO, ESPECIALLY WHEN BLACK DEATH IS OUT ON THE LOOSE

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if i could explain i still wouldnt because uhhh i dont think fusion reactor manuals should be posted on a gay niggerdick troll forum, y'know, just my opinion or whatever

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any word how safe the reactor will be though?

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for the love of god, don't put a fusion reactor power plant next to any fault lines or major cities... please?

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Pop quiz: if a self-sustaining fusion reaction escaped confinement, WHICH elements would be key in the fail-safe mechanism preventing the greater region where the reactor resides from turning in to a crater that could be seen with the naked eye from Jupiter?
Is it:
A) Iron and Nickel
B) Water (no)
C) Iron and Nickel and stable metals with a higher atomic number than Iron and Nickel
D) Other (beats me actually, I don't fucking know)

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i read somewhere that it will become 10,000 cases a week when it hits the big time

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