First of all who keeps drinking wild turky in the corner outside my flat? Like it's a real mystery, at the end of te driveway outside my flat there is this like, I don't know what it is, a weedy area I guess and I keep finding bourbon cans there, the first couple of times I noticed them I just picked them up and put them in the bin, thought they maybe fell out of bin and ended up there somehow but everytime I pick them up there is always more turning up the next couple of days anyway, I never see anyone there, so is like someone squatting in the weedy corner at the end of the driveway at mysterious timeswhen no one is looking, like maybe 3 am, and drinking a couple of cans of bourbon and leaving the cans there, what the fuck is going on there?


And also I was trying to trim and tidy for my big dick brutal murder tomorrow and I got this really bad shaving rash so now I'm really embarrassed and I can't really put him off again because I keep pushing it back so I don't know what to do