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Yet, I was gainfully employed and I had ... for the lack of a better word ... a girlfriend.

There’s a reason I hesitate to use that term. Over the years I have tried to explain to people a real life woman that nobody could write about -- because the character would be unbelievable. I don’t have to read erotica, horror, psychological thrillers, the DSM IV, gonzo journalism or watch soap operas AND ’Fatal Attraction,’ -- because she all of those things rolled into one psychotic bundle. She had a body, a walk and an aura of sexuality that would make women just automatically throw a backfist without looking because they knew their husbands were gawking.

At the same time she could turning into a destructive whirlwind of a harridan that would have people diving for cover. And that isn’t hyperbole. While she never was dumb enough to try to physically attack me, for the record, picking shattered glass out of your cheek isn’t fun. While she didn’t exactly throw it AT me, that glass shattered a mite too close to my face. To say that she lacked impulse control is like saying the Titanic sprung a small leak and that brings us to what happened.

This woman is the source of my term: Poisonous Fuck Bunny (PFB). The kind of woman that every young man's 'wild uncle' has a duty to take the youngster aside one day and explain there are certain kinds of women he should run screaming from. In short, no matter how wild she is sexually, PFBs have snakes in their brains and they are pure poison.

[jon]

lol yes lol omg you now understand how choice that bit is

cag 10/19, 2:18pm
in the animal kingdom, the animals that don't read the body language are ususally the ones that get attacked
ive seen it with my dog, cody

jon 10/19, 2:18pm
yup
heheheh cody

cag 10/19, 2:19pm
cody (lmao) got attacked by other dogs often because she was stupid and all over the place

jon 10/19, 2:19pm
there is a self-defense site i really like
http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/
he writes about that
the really fundamental fight/flight stuff, the nature of violence

cag 10/19, 2:20pm
interesting
hen it comes to personal safety most people don't think about it until they have a need.
lmao
true

jon 10/19, 2:21pm
i used to paste blurbs of it
on ytmnsfw
which is where rootbeer got the alpha male meme
http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/alphabehavior.htm
unfortunately though, he never actually fucking read it

cag 10/19, 2:23pm
lmao
rootbeer saw a post of yours and randomly decided he wasn't a fat rejected pussy repellent but an alpha male instead
HAAAAAAAAAA

jon 10/19, 2:24pm
this other one is good too http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/alphablogone.htm
women that put men into dangerous situations
i bet that's you, the poisonous fuck bunny

of course we concluded that in fact lisa is a poisonous fuck bunny, cag is a terrified little white girl that trolls low IQ trailer-dwellers in youtube comment threads

Totally normal behavior