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    Quote Originally Posted by dadadan View Post
    I know
    did I tell you about the time last year I tried to use okcupid seriously for about a week before going all and deleting it
    I sent messages to all 5 fuckable girls in my area
    2 completely ignored me
    2 gave me a couple of one word replies and then ignored me
    and one pretty much told me to fuck off (the one who was probably secretly fat)
    then like a month after I deleted it I ran into one of them at the drug store
    this girl was in the checkout line staring me the fuck down like she wanted to eat me as I walked in then I looked at her and was like lol that's that girl who ignored me on the internet not gonna talk to her
    so I took extra long to pick out my toothpaste and deodorant hoping she'd be checked out and gone by the time I went back up front but when I got there she was having a conversation with the granny cashier about something stupid
    pretty sure she was just talking to granny so I'd run into her in the checkout line because I'd been shopping for 2 things for about 5 minutes and when I got there she gave me that come hither girl look
    I just gave her a friendly smile and then paid for my stuff while she stood there staring at me and twirling her hair
    then I left without talking to her and she made a face at me like
    then like two weeks later I was in the grocery store trying to decide which cereal to get and felt eyes on me
    I looked to the end of the aisle and this chick had stopped her cart there and was staring at me and smiling and I was like oh that's another girl who ignored me on the internet and hurt my precious feelings and went back to picking a cereal
    she did that shit twice more when I was in different aisles till she finally came up next to me and acted like she was getting cocacola too
    she gave me those girly come hither eyes too and I was just like hi and then grabbed my coke and wandered off without having a conversation with her
    so internet dating is pretty much bullshit
    nice, you really showed those stupid sluts
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    bitches and whores
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    it was more me being weird and awkward than showing stupid sluts
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    not real

    threw away the opportunity to fuck them and then ditch them for snubbing you
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    ultimate payback would be writing your love all over their face




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    Quote Originally Posted by lnopia the great View Post
    ultimate payback would be writing your love all over their face
    What?
    *call centre crew*
    *hate talking to people crew*
    *get abused for a living crew*
    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
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    examples of patrick swayze style posting

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    Quote Originally Posted by jon View Post
    not real
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    sometimes i think i stare at girls too long in the vegetable section of the grocery store, but i cant help imaging what all the fruits would look like shoved up their pasty pink little pussys bent over the fine cheese rack
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