I'm Peter the METH man
I'm Peter the METH man
I'm strong to the fin-ich
Cause I snorts me ME-TH
I'm Peter the METH man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
What ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my Fisk,
It's Boff and it's Wham, understand?
So keep Good Be-hav-or
That's your one life saver
With Peter the METH Man.

I'm Peter the METH man
I'm Peter the METH man
I'm strong to the fin-ich
Cause I snorts me ME-TH
I'm Peter the METH man.

I'm Peter the METH man
I live in a garbage can.
I eats all the worms
And spits out the germs
I'm Peter the METH man.

I'm Peter the METH man
I live in a frying pan
I turn up the heat
And burn up my feet
I'm Peter the METH man

I'm Peter the METH man
I've never stepped foot on the land
I like to go swimmin'
With them mermaid women
And float on my back to get tan.