cant wait to find a gopher hole

Leave the gophers alone you evil bitch

Are you going to eat the gopher? No. So I hope your dog bites your stupid gopher looking face off.

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[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

I will make a half-assed attempt at yelling "patton, no!" in case someone sees