cant wait to find a gopher hole

[urkles girlfriend]

For my pyppy to practice her hunting skills.

i'll skip the obvious comment to this

[urkles girlfriend]

Patton murdering her first gopher will be a precious moment. ^_^

Leave the gophers alone you evil bitch

Are you going to eat the gopher? No. So I hope your dog bites your stupid gopher looking face off.

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[urkles girlfriend]

the puppy will get to eat the gopher. she's had all her shots + flea and tick medicine chews so she's set. she can kill it and roll in its guts, then off to the groomer we go

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

I will make a half-assed attempt at yelling "patton, no!" in case someone sees

Right you fucking retard

And when it sees a small dog?

how well are YOU going to be able train it?

You're an idiot and I'm glad I'm here to tell you you're a fucking idiot

[urkles girlfriend]

Patton loves all other dogs. she gets a trip to the dog park every day ^_^

Yeah you dumb fuck

And after you teach it to kill gophers?

You're a fucking retarded backwards brained hick assed fucktard clarissa

Kill the fucking gophers yourself if you hate them

Fucktard

[urkles girlfriend]

she's half doberman, half border collie, a combination of two very intelligent dogs. she'll know the difference between a gopher and another dog. i saw some bunnies at the nature preserve, maybe i'll take her to their warren when she gets big

*has ciggie*

she's half doberman, half border collie, a combination of two very intelligent dogs. she'll know the difference between a gopher and another dog. i saw some bunnies at the nature preserve, maybe i'll take her to their warren when she gets big

Yeah I have no doubt the dog is smarter than you

[urkles girlfriend]

i have no doubt she'll enjoy her first kill. ^_^ i will be so proud.

The dog's intelligence is not going to be the problem

Yours is

[urkles girlfriend]

im not worried about it at all. puppy does a good job of listening to me. when jon and i buy a house, she's going to encounter possums and raccons, like my old dog cody who used to kill them all the time.

[urkles girlfriend]

we had a giant three legged raccon coming into our yard to steal cat food and we let cody loose on it and she ripped the stupid thing to shreds lmao. she was the friendliest, silliest dog ever.

What happened to cody?

[urkles girlfriend]

she got old and we had to call the vet to euthanize.

I feed my cats inside

And I don't let wildlife in to eat their food

[urkles girlfriend]

we let all our cats outside, they killed and ate varmints too.

I had a possum living in the wall once and it scratched its way through to make a little hole and when I would come home it's little claw would pop out the wall and I would put a piece of apple in it lol

'Twas cute but I had to patch up the wall and start putting apple outside on a tree to make it go away

Yeah cag you can let the cats outside but you don't have to attract rats and wildlife by leaving their food outside

[urkles girlfriend]

my grandparents dont allow cats inside. they live outside. we had a glass greenhouse that they sleep in and thats where cody slept too. everytime the raccoons came by, i would pop the door open to the sideyard and let cody go to town. eventually the varmints stopped coming to our house. Patton, however, gets a good walk everday and goes to the dog park where she can run. just to wait for a quiet day where i can let her run off leash at a nature preserve so she can catch somethign

[urkles girlfriend]

shes a good dog. ive already trained her to come when called by using the click train method. very very easy.

[urkles girlfriend]

jon and i potty trained that dog in less than two weeks.

my grandparents dont allow cats inside. they live outside. we had a glass greenhouse that they sleep in and thats where cody slept too. everytime the raccoons came by, i would pop the door open to the sideyard and let cody go to town. eventually the varmints stopped coming to our house. Patton, however, gets a good walk everday and goes to the dog park where she can run. just to wait for a quiet day where i can let her run off leash at a nature preserve so she can catch somethign

Cag I doubt your grandparents actually taught or tried to train the dog to kill raccoons, it was natural occurance.

You don't know what you are doing.

jon and i potty trained that dog in less than two weeks.