cant wait to find a gopher hole

[urkles girlfriend]

Cag I doubt your grandparents actually taught or tried to train the dog to kill raccoons, it was natural occurance.

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thanks captain obvious lmao

thanks captain obvious lmao

Yeah.

so don't dipshit

jon should train his bitch better

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao im not training her to kill anything.. if we just happen to stumble upon a groundhog.. well lets just say i will stand back and observe nature at its finest ^_^

cats

[urkles girlfriend]

one thing about dogs that makes them better than cats is no litter box

[urkles girlfriend]

only found squirrels at the nature preserve and they were too fast for patton to catch. its hot and humid as a south american rain forest in the texas woods.

i am very familiar with dogs

You're a fucking idiot

You are taking your going to be very large dog out and encouraging it to attack animals and you are NO pro dog trainer

You are no less than a full blown retard clarissa

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

i'm on a 21 hour (so far) stint of not sleeping.... and that is of some concern to me right now lest I wind up not sleeping for another day because that would be a signal that I might go insane....

but then I come and look at someone like you and think "you know what? My state of mind is not THAT bad"

[urkles girlfriend]

sure thing, buddy. :)

[urkles girlfriend]

one day Patton, you too will catch a bunny/varmint or whatever

has jon read to you the turner diaries before bedtime yet? :)

[urkles girlfriend]

has jon read to you the turner diaries before bedtime yet? :)

no but he gave me another book about the federal reserve that he wants me to read.

[urkles girlfriend]

anarcho capitalist reading material

[urkles girlfriend]

and also he likes back massages before bedtime. he likes all lights off when we sleep

lol falling asleep listening to some thomas sowell

[urkles girlfriend]

jon like tom woods

one thing about dogs that makes them better than cats is no litter box

not sure how you think scavanging the yard for human sized shit is better then collecting lil turds in a sandbox

[urkles girlfriend]

not sure how you think scavanging the yard for human sized shit is better then collecting lil turds in a sandbox

because the sandbox is inside your house..

[urkles girlfriend]

I wonder if Patton like kittens. only one way to find out. :)

I wonder if Patton like kittens. only one way to find out. :)

Lol

He should be fine with most animals if you socialise him properly and don't be stupid or irresponsible with him and try and get him to kill animals, you'll ruin the dog cag.

i had a sleep, so that means I'm not insane ok?

Indeed.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dont worry she will eat the gopher for dinner

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[urkles girlfriend]

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[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

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[urkles girlfriend]

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