An Open Apology to Cags

I'm going to rip off his eyelids and vomit into them

[urkles girlfriend]

Just a piss poor attempt at getting me to stop calling you one.

[Mr. Jon]

Just a piss poor attempt at getting me to stop calling you one.

Don't stop, Cags. I love that a girl like you gives attention to a guy like me. Even if it's negative attention.

You see, I'm a dropkick ass sniffing loser who needs to FUCK OFF and die with no one to love me. I'm also a shit poster, of course. So to get attention from a beautiful and thoughtful person like you really adds validation to my life. :):)

[Poopalew]

Don't stop, Cags. I love that a girl like you gives attention to a guy like me. Even if it's negative attention.

You see, I'm a dropkick ass sniffing loser who needs to FUCK OFF and die with no one to love me. I'm also a shit poster, of course. So to get attention from a beautiful and thoughtful person like you really adds validation to my life. :):)

That bitch is a head.

[Mr. Jon]

I'm going to rip off his eyelids and vomit into them

why, lisa?

[BigBoss]

I'm going to rip off his eyelids and vomit into them

Lisa's got rapping and linguistic skills.