Mr. Jon SUX

[Mr. Jon]

Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.

[urkles girlfriend]

Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

[BigBoss]

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

That's not completely true. Depending on former status, a mother can immediately up her motherhood skills by up to 100% by said "fucking off and dying".

lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forum

Well, to be fair and give credit to the others - depending on the type of person your mother was (according to our hypothesis), a good 85% of said comments were most likely justified.

[Mr. Jon]

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...

[urkles girlfriend]

That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...

I would love to introduce her to my shotgun

[urkles girlfriend]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

[BigBoss]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

[urkles girlfriend]

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

[Mr. Jon]

I would love to introduce her to my shotgun

Oh! That's cool, my mom loves guns! Being from Tennessee and all. She has a small collection. I wasn't aware that you were into guns. That's awesome.