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    Fuck off back to SM and get your rep

    You repulse me in every single way

    Last warning.
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    Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??
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    Just FUCK OFF, with all your alternate accounts FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF back to SM and fucking stay there

    You are a pathetic excuse for a human being

    LEAVE
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    It's okay, Lisa... You don't have to hold back. Go ahead and unleash what you have in store for me. I fully understand that I deserve anything you have planned. Go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


    Did that cross a line?
    lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forum
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    Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jon View Post
    Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.
    You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.
    That's not completely true. Depending on former status, a mother can immediately up her motherhood skills by up to 100% by said "fucking off and dying".

    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forum
    Well, to be fair and give credit to the others - depending on the type of person your mother was (according to our hypothesis), a good 85% of said comments were most likely justified.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Tucker View Post
    I told you I wasn't the Milker, Lisa. I think you owe me an apology.
    Take this fucking account with you

    FUCK OFF
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    That's pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jon View Post
    Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??
    And exactly how many warnings do we get before said punishment is enabled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.
    That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss View Post
    And exactly how many warnings do we get before said punishment is enabled.
    He has none left
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jon View Post
    That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...
    I would love to introduce her to my shotgun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances
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    So it's coming any day now, then?

    Are you trying to keep him on his toes by not allowing him to know exactly when said punishment will come, but only letting him know that it will indeed come?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    I would love to introduce her to my shotgun
    Oh! That's cool, my mom loves guns! Being from Tennessee and all. She has a small collection. I wasn't aware that you were into guns. That's awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances
    I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss View Post
    I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?
    Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.
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    But he can't dump you if you become a staple at his forum!
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    I'm going to kill your mother and show you the pain I feel everyday.
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    you'll never have a chance to say goodbye.
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    I just bought another Remington 870. I have three now. And it seems pointless but I bought it for 200 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    I'm going to kill your mother and show you the pain I feel everyday.
    I will gladly share any feeling with you. Even this one. As long as it brings us closer.

    Is it just the pain of her being gone? Pain of her never being there for you? Or just failing you when you needed her the most? Pain that you didn't get to tell her you loved her one last time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    you'll never have a chance to say goodbye.
    I just talked to my mom this morning. It's nice! You should try it somet... Well.. Just take my word, it's nice.
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    God damn Jon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jon View Post
    I just talked to my mom this morning. It's nice! You should try it somet... Well.. Just take my word, it's nice.
    She's the only person who wants to talk to you

    FUCK OFF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.
    Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

    It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

    By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?
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    Who I be, and where I be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    God damn Jon...
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