Mr. Jon SUX

[urkles girlfriend]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

[BigBoss]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

[urkles girlfriend]

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

[BigBoss]

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?

[urkles girlfriend]

Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?

I want you to know the taste of gun metal in your mouth