An Open Apology to Cags

[BigBoss]

To be fair Cagz, Jon is legendary with his ability to woo women (and occasionally men when the mood or boredom struck. Both men, women, and hermaphrodites alike can't resist him). Even if you aren't interested now, it's only a matter of time...

Your thick poofy nipples and Jon's unmatched Charisma were obviously an instant match.

I do believe you guys were made for each other. Don't fight it, it only makes you give in faster.

His name is even Jon, just like your boyfriend. Just think of him as Jon as he is now, only with everything you wish he had and everything you wish he didn't have gone.

[urkles girlfriend]

To be fair Cagz, Jon is legendary with his ability to woo women (and occasionally men when the mood or boredom struck. Both men, women, and hermaphrodites alike can't resist him). Even if you aren't interested now, it's only a matter of time...

Your thick poofy nipples and Jon's unmatched Charisma were obviously an instant match.

I do believe you guys were made for each other. Don't fight it, it only makes you give in faster.

His name is even Jon, just like your boyfriend. Just think of him as Jon as he is now, only with everything you wish he had and everything you wish he didn't have gone.

My boyfriend is incomparable, has a normal haircut, isn't a wigger/drug dealer. He has what is called a future.