About to shower and embark on my nature hike with the pup. I need some advice on fending off a pack of ravenous coyotes

[urkles girlfriend]

I would ask to watch you shower if I wasn't currently engaged with Deso.

But for the question, hmm......

Do you own mace? You can make a homemade tear gas bomb.

I'll just end up gassing myself and smearing my 10 layers of hiking makeup