About to shower and embark on my nature hike with the pup. I need some advice on fending off a pack of ravenous coyotes

[urkles girlfriend]

I also keep forgetting to buy hiking boots so kicking the coyotes is out of the question.

wear 3 inch wedges so you can knock them out at a distance with a good throw

[urkles girlfriend]

Wedges sound like great footwear to trudge through the jungles of north Texas with

[BigBoss]

I would ask to watch you shower if I wasn't currently engaged with Deso.

But for the question, hmm......

Do you own mace? You can make a homemade tear gas bomb.

[urkles girlfriend]

Especially when Patton and I jump over trees that fell over in the storm

[urkles girlfriend]

I would ask to watch you shower if I wasn't currently engaged with Deso.

But for the question, hmm......

Do you own mace? You can make a homemade tear gas bomb.

I'll just end up gassing myself and smearing my 10 layers of hiking makeup

[BigBoss]

Bring a fire poker with you. Can't go wrong with a fire poker.

[UPGRAYEDD]

show no fear

[Nuffy]

Typically a Coyote will not attack you, instead it will allow a smaller animal to chase it back to a den of Coyotes in which they will attack as a pack.

[BigBoss]

There you go. If you find a coyote chase it.

[urkles girlfriend]

No coyotes. Just squirrels, moths the size of my hand, and massive black and red wasps. One landed on me.

[Nuffy]

White Anglo sugarton Protestants?

[urkles girlfriend]

haaa

[urkles girlfriend]

I have to go do chores now or I'll get in trouble for being lazy. byeee3ee

[Nuffy]

Think about me the next time you cum.

[urkles girlfriend]

as my lover jon would say... NAWP

[Wendy <3]

smear your red meow juices from your meow all over your face like war paint

[urkles girlfriend]

smear your red meow juices from your meow all over your face like war paint

[majorcum]

I could help if you'd listen but I will tomorrow from my mac book air

[urkles girlfriend]

I could help if you'd listen but I will tomorrow from my mac book air

FALLOUT 4!!!