everytime jon gets in the shower, i am triggered to want to take a shit

[urkles girlfriend]

But i cant because it would be rude to shit while my future hubby is in there. Its hurts having to hold poop in >:( #thestruggleisreal

[maks]

drink more coffee

[steveyos]

real alpha males don't build their beta females their own bathroom

[steveyos]

idk why you don't just go after an actual rich person we've all known jon for too long to know this isn't real love you're not fooling anyone it's not trolling it's not entertainig we just feel bad for you please just find someone who can afford food and more than one bathroom please

[urkles girlfriend]

idk why you don't just go after an actual rich person we've all known jon for too long to know this isn't real love you're not fooling anyone it's not trolling it's not entertainig we just feel bad for you please just find someone who can afford food and more than one bathroom please

Location: old shitty van parked outside his sister's house

[doctor remulak]

Location: old shitty van parked outside his sister's house

I am Doctor Remulak.

[steveyos]

oops looks like I hit a nerve

[steveyos]

or you're secretly trying to tell me to save you from jon but I'm not going to live in a house for anybody

[urkles girlfriend]

noop. i love jon and am very happy where i am. thanks.

[Poopalew]

noop. i love jon and am very happy where i am. thanks.

tell me what you think

[juji]

But i cant because it would be rude to shit while my future hubby is in there. Its hurts having to hold poop in >:( #thestruggleisreal

Only one bathroom? My house has 3 bathrooms, what's wrong with you?

[urkles girlfriend]

Only one bathroom? My house has 3 bathrooms, what's wrong with you?

"your" house?

[urkles girlfriend]

or your mothers

[Wendy <3]

It sounds like you think jon is a piece of shit

[juji]

Cag is very defensive, i will be damned if cag is trying to be another Lisa

[Lexi Persimmons]

girl poop smells like roses.

[cag]

girl poop smells like roses.

not when m0nde rapes your butt hole

[Poopalew]

not when m0nde rapes your butt hole

A city figuring in two Biblical narratives.

if jon lives in an appt it wouldnt really make sense to have more then one bathroom

[steveyos]

I'd put money towards paying for cag's lie detector test to find out if she really loves jon it'd be the only worthwhile thing from all of this

[Poopalew]

I'd put money towards paying for cag's lie detector test to find out if she really loves jon it'd be the only worthwhile thing from all of this

At that same time Henry Ssenyonga from western Uganda regularly brought magazines across the border on his motorbike.

[urkles girlfriend]

jon+cag forever... i give him backrubs and blowjobs everynight. i wake up and make him coffee and breakfast, fold his boxers, and do his bidding. ^_^ I don't have to worry about normal people things like rent and jobs.

[urkles girlfriend]

i mean stevie doesn't have to worry about those things but its because he lives in a van.

[juji]

I think it's pathetic, if Future hubby dies by accident or something else, doesnt matter he cant die, you will be ended up as steveyos because you can't handle yourself to survive alone.

[juji]

Brenda is a rich housewife who enjoys her luxurious lifestyle, which is made possible by her husband Roger's income. Tragically, Roger has a heart attack on their tennis court and dies. Because Roger had no life insurance, Brenda is left with all of Roger's debts but no way to pay them.

After only a month, Brenda and her two children have lost their home and are living on the streets. At the end of the movie, the voice-over narrator says that the real Brenda ended up at Harvard Medical School—as a cadaver.

[Wendy <3]

i mean stevie doesn't have to worry about those things but its because he lives in a van.

Stop bad mouthing the only person who will give you a chance after joe kicks you to the curb

[Poopalew]

Stop bad mouthing the only person who will give you a chance after joe kicks you to the curb

What Id like you to do is put yourself in a distorted mirror?

[steveyos]

I don't think so pal

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

I think it's pathetic, if Future hubby dies by accident or something else, doesnt matter he cant die, you will be ended up as steveyos because you can't handle yourself to survive alone.

lulz future hubby loves me and i love him. ^_^