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    everytime jon gets in the shower, i am triggered to want to take a shit 
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    But i cant because it would be rude to shit while my future hubby is in there. Its hurts having to hold poop in >:( #thestruggleisreal
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    drink more coffee
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    real alpha males don't build their beta females their own bathroom
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    idk why you don't just go after an actual rich person we've all known jon for too long to know this isn't real love you're not fooling anyone it's not trolling it's not entertainig we just feel bad for you please just find someone who can afford food and more than one bathroom please
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    idk why you don't just go after an actual rich person we've all known jon for too long to know this isn't real love you're not fooling anyone it's not trolling it's not entertainig we just feel bad for you please just find someone who can afford food and more than one bathroom please
    Location: old shitty van parked outside his sister's house
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Cag View Post
    Location: old shitty van parked outside his sister's house
    I am Doctor Remulak.
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    oops looks like I hit a nerve
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    or you're secretly trying to tell me to save you from jon but I'm not going to live in a house for anybody
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    noop. i love jon and am very happy where i am. thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Cag View Post
    noop. i love jon and am very happy where i am. thanks.
    tell me what you think
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Cag View Post
    But i cant because it would be rude to shit while my future hubby is in there. Its hurts having to hold poop in >:( #thestruggleisreal
    Only one bathroom? My house has 3 bathrooms, what's wrong with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Only one bathroom? My house has 3 bathrooms, what's wrong with you?
    "your" house?
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    or your mothers
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    It sounds like you think jon is a piece of shit
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    Cag is very defensive, i will be damned if cag is trying to be another Lisa
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    girl poop smells like roses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons View Post
    girl poop smells like roses.
    not when m0nde rapes your butt hole
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    No stevie i am a woman of honor
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    Quote Originally Posted by cag View Post
    not when m0nde rapes your butt hole
    A city figuring in two Biblical narratives.
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    if jon lives in an appt it wouldnt really make sense to have more then one bathroom




    **This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
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    I'd put money towards paying for cag's lie detector test to find out if she really loves jon it'd be the only worthwhile thing from all of this
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    I'd put money towards paying for cag's lie detector test to find out if she really loves jon it'd be the only worthwhile thing from all of this
    At that same time Henry Ssenyonga from western Uganda regularly brought magazines across the border on his motorbike.
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    jon+cag forever... i give him backrubs and blowjobs everynight. i wake up and make him coffee and breakfast, fold his boxers, and do his bidding. ^_^ I don't have to worry about normal people things like rent and jobs.
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    i mean stevie doesn't have to worry about those things but its because he lives in a van.
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    I think it's pathetic, if Future hubby dies by accident or something else, doesnt matter he cant die, you will be ended up as steveyos because you can't handle yourself to survive alone.
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    Brenda is a rich housewife who enjoys her luxurious lifestyle, which is made possible by her husband Roger's income. Tragically, Roger has a heart attack on their tennis court and dies. Because Roger had no life insurance, Brenda is left with all of Roger's debts but no way to pay them.

    After only a month, Brenda and her two children have lost their home and are living on the streets. At the end of the movie, the voice-over narrator says that the real Brenda ended up at Harvard Medical School—as a cadaver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Cag View Post
    i mean stevie doesn't have to worry about those things but its because he lives in a van.
    Stop bad mouthing the only person who will give you a chance after joe kicks you to the curb
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz View Post
    Stop bad mouthing the only person who will give you a chance after joe kicks you to the curb
    What Id like you to do is put yourself in a distorted mirror?
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    I don't think so pal
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    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    I think it's pathetic, if Future hubby dies by accident or something else, doesnt matter he cant die, you will be ended up as steveyos because you can't handle yourself to survive alone.
    lulz future hubby loves me and i love him. ^_^
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