everytime jon gets in the shower, i am triggered to want to take a shit

[urkles girlfriend]

can not take shit while jon is showering... #schoolofhardknocks #lifeishard

[Wendy <3]

He doesn't even post here because he's embarrassed of you

[urkles girlfriend]

that is a deal breaker right there. gonna demand he post and defend my honor or the relationship is over!!!!~

[urkles girlfriend]

just kiddin' ^_^

[stevеyos]

He doesn't even post here because he's embarrassed of you

[urkles girlfriend]

oh stevey.. life is so tough right now.. had to vaccume and wash the cum drenched bedsheets :(

[urkles girlfriend]

the cum literally dribbled down my face last night and onto my pillow

[stevеyos]

and into your wallet

[urkles girlfriend]

oh my god its so horrible of me to follow my natural instincts of want a man who is a good provider. oh lord i wish i could find a nice crack addict like donny and settle down into section 8 housing

[urkles girlfriend]

collecting whatever welfare i can!!!

[stevеyos]

jonfare

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao. lots of women live with well off men and stay home. of course guys will be pretty upset about this because they can't get away with it as easily as girls.

[urkles girlfriend]

and boy do they get mad when they find out i dont have to work or pay bills

[stevеyos]

that is a great way to spend your one chance on earth

[urkles girlfriend]

a comfortable leasurly life of folding boxers and playing smite.. ohh its so awful

[urkles girlfriend]

Those are literally all my responsibilities. All I have to worry about are dirty dishes and laundry, but luckily they have those machine thingys that do all the hard work for me.

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont even have to worry about paying my phone bill because jon handles that too lmao

[Wendy <3]

Sorry steveyos

[steveyos]

I feel so bad for people who want to waste away like that see I want a girl who's the exact opposite of cag

[urkles girlfriend]

My ear still hurts. :(

[urkles girlfriend]

How do i get the cum out it??

[steveyos]

you don't want to get it out and you konw it so shut up until it evaporates

[steveyos]

pretend you're elz for now