hey stevey i have a good idea for u and ur van

[Plug Drugs]

I want you to know that by telling him to drive his van through the mountains you're killing him. His brakes will fail, he'll try switching to a lower gear, blow out his transmission, and then he will die. Is that what you secretly want?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I want you to know that by telling him to drive his van through the mountains you're killing him. His brakes will fail, he'll try switching to a lower gear, blow out his transmission, and then he will die. Is that what you secretly want?

no i want him to live in the florida keys

[Plug Drugs]

going through nashville and atlanta is the toughest drive ive ever experienced. I hadn't slept in 4 days which was part of what made it so bad, but by the time I got into the mountains I realized I had to stay awake and make it through them before dark, and I sure as shit wasn't stopping in a mountain town to stay the night

so after 4 and a half hours of driving through foggy ass mountains, I had to deal with the Hot-Wheels Crash Track aka Atlanta which I had never driven through anything like it before.

Then, driving through the middle of Georgia, a Georgia police officer would pass me on the freeway every 15 minutes like clockwork, and the whole way down all I kept seeing were abandoned cars on the side of the freeway that were clearly from someone who had been taken to jail and their car was left on the side of the road until morning when the tow-trucks would pick them up