I AM DRUN K AND ON DRUGS

[Plug Drugs]

and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN

so in other words, you are miserably lonely, and your brain took a diametrically opposed attitude towards the situation out of denial

I don't want to sound mean, but at you're age (you're like 40, right?) there are only 2 kinds of single women: women with kids, and gold diggers / whores. There are those occasional decent girls of course, but let's face it, you're not cut out for them, you never have been.

If you want some good advice though, don't buy a $100,000 car, buy rural real estate and equip it with copper wire, neodymium magnets, fishing equipment, tools, and scrap metal. But I mean, that's long term equipment, more realistically you'll just want to equip it with cans of soup and a pack of lighters

[maks]

but at you're age

LOOK OUT THERE'S A REALLY SMART SUCCESSFUL GUY WHO KNOWS CALCULUS GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE I HOPE I CAN TURN THINGS AROUND AND BE JUST LIKE HIM SOMEDAY

Sometimes I put my watch around my boner and make jokes about having a hard time