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    He once even tried to give me $500 if I would be his friend

    I refused
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    Which reminds me of the time bgd wanted to buy me steam games and have tinychats with him to which I also refused which sent him into a psycho rage and a 2 year long retard obsession... but he was always a fucking retard so eh

    Not my fault or problem, never encouraged that shit

    I let ruby buy me a steam game though once but that's just because I enjoyed playing games with him and he just bought me a game one day so I could play too with them and it was never because he expected anything other than me to play the game with them which I did until everyone yelled at me because my computer is shit
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    give you 500 dollars for you to give me herpes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    give you 500 dollars for you to give me herpes
    because all the land that you see I will give to you and your offspring* as a lasting possession.
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    like plug drugs has ever seen $500
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    like plug drugs has ever seen $500
    He had saved it up because he delsuionaly started thinking he was having some kimd of romantic relationship with me and invited himself to come to australia, all the while I was telling him to fuck off and that I wouldn't even speak to him. He then offered me the $500 he had saved if I would be his friend. I refused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    He had saved it up because he delsuionaly started thinking he was having some kimd of romantic relationship with me and invited himself to come to australia, all the while I was telling him to fuck off and that I wouldn't even speak to him. He then offered me the $500 he had saved if I would be his friend. I refused.
    how can you save when you have no income, was he saving the quarters his uncle pulled from behind his ear
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    how can you save when you have no income, was he saving the quarters his uncle pulled from behind his ear
    Lol I don't fucking know, he had a job at the time or something, I was not even talking to him other than to tell him to fuck off and leave me alone. he was working at walmart I think and living in a share house, then he quit, they lost the house, he had that offer from his mum to go live with her and do some study but he didn't want to leave his drug contacts so moved back in with grandparents, his uncle tried to kick him out of his grandparents house... I don't know, I ended up at one point giving you my account because he wouldn't leave me alone. He was disgustingly abusive in between constant declarations of love, I realised that I should never even be his friend anymore for obvious reasons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    He had saved it up because he delsuionaly started thinking he was having some kimd of romantic relationship with me and invited himself to come to australia, all the while I was telling him to fuck off and that I wouldn't even speak to him. He then offered me the $500 he had saved if I would be his friend. I refused.
    "you can come live with me" .. "and i'll take care of you"
    -lisa mcherpie on me flying over to stay with her and hump her a lot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    "you can come live with me" .. "and i'll take care of you"
    -lisa mcherpie on me flying over to stay with her and hump her a lot
    Yeah uh no.

    I have NEVER invited you or said that.
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    in october 2012 i befriended one lisa mcherpie
    in october 2012 i inherited 3000 dollars from a life insurance policy

    you know how much of that 3000 dollars got spent on a plane ticket to australia? a whopping zero dollars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    Yeah uh no.

    I have NEVER invited you or said that.
    no one cares and people can believe what they want to believe;
    do you honestly think any money i had saved up wouldnt have been spent on dope before it got spent on flying to a different continent to have sex with some girl 12 years older than me
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    you know how much of that 3000 dollars got spent on heroin and speed? 3000 dollars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    "you can come live with me" .. "and i'll take care of you"
    -lisa mcherpie on me flying over to stay with her and hump her a lot
    Might believe that if I hadn't read every one of her private messages. I saw a lot of "michael please take it down a notch you're creeping me the fuck out" but not a single instance of "michael please come live with me"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    in october 2012 i befriended one lisa mcherpie
    in october 2012 i inherited 3000 dollars from a life insurance policy

    you know how much of that 3000 dollars got spent on a plane ticket to australia? a whopping zero dollars
    Retard.

    YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED BY ME.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you know how much of that 3000 dollars got spent on heroin and speed? 3000 dollars
    Yep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you know how much of that 3000 dollars got spent on heroin and speed? 3000 dollars
    i may have used it to pay for the next 3 months of my rent and quit my shitty minimum wage job until my lease was up, maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    Retard.

    YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED BY ME.
    who are you trying to convince, me, or yourself
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    I'm not saying lisa is innocent in this, by the way. she knew you were lonely and vulnerable, she knew you'd immediately convince yourself you were in love with her because you're desperate and a girl was actually talking to you, she knew exactly how it would play out and how it would end, and she did it anyway, because it was fun for her. then when you were used up she did the same exact thing to rootbeer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    Might believe that if I hadn't read every one of her private messages. I saw a lot of "michael please take it down a notch you're creeping me the fuck out" but not a single instance of "michael please come live with me"
    thats because MSN chat logs all got deleted when they transferred over to skype, so you cant really trust anything other than my word.. whose word are you going to trust??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    quit my shitty minimum wage job until my lease was up, maybe

    another in a long line of wise decisions, who needs an income and job experience to put on the ol' resume, you had 3k that's practically a millionaire
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I'm not saying lisa is innocent in this, by the way. she knew you were lonely and vulnerable, she knew you'd immediately convince yourself you were in love with her because you're desperate and a girl was actually talking to you, she knew exactly how it would play out and how it would end, and she did it anyway, because it was fun for her. then when you were used up she did the same exact thing to rootbeer.
    thats not how any of it played out, i was literally consoling her through her whole fucky-poo session with pete and telling her to "get out of there immediately" before she became a meth-whore, i was one of the first people here to hear when she became pregnant and told her flat out 'you're about to bring a child into your world' and to think long and hard about any decision she made
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    thats because MSN chat logs all got deleted when they transferred over to skype, so you cant really trust anything other than my word.. whose word are you going to trust??
    I'm going to trust what I read with my own eyes, a log of your entire relationship from beginning to end. you were always way more invested in it than she was and it only got worse as time went on.
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    sometimes i feel incredibly guilty she had an abortion, like it was somehow my fault. I have guilt from that. Is that in some way my fault?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    thats not how any of it played out, i was literally consoling her through her whole fucky-poo session with pete and telling her to "get out of there immediately" before she became a meth-whore, i was one of the first people here to hear when she became pregnant and told her flat out 'you're about to bring a child into your world' and to think long and hard about any decision she made
    you forgot the part where she was so desperate to be rid of you that she asked for my help, knowing full well it would with 100% certainty end up biting her in the ass and that I'd use the opportunity to humiliate the both of you publicly
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I'm going to trust what I read with my own eyes, a log of your entire relationship from beginning to end. you were always way more invested in it than she was and it only got worse as time went on.
    yeah well you can go jerk off into a towel and log that as your relationship and take pictures of the crusty stains and jerk off a second and third time
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you forgot the part where she was so desperate to be rid of you that she asked for my help, knowing full well it would with 100% certainty end up biting her in the ass and that I'd use the opportunity to humiliate the both of you publicly
    no one cares about her asking for your attention
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    no one cares about her asking for your attention
    lisa has a unique talent for driving people away, but she couldn't get rid of you, that's how deep your obsession was, and she was so desperate for your creepy gross infatuation to end that she asked someone she knew hated her guts for help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    yeah well you can go jerk off into a towel and log that as your relationship and take pictures of the crusty stains and jerk off a second and third time
    I can, and do, have healthy relationships with women that satisfy both of us and don't end with someone considering a restraining order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I can, and do, have healthy relationships with women
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