how did u first learn to masturbate?

[rubycalaber]

I was 11 and I was reading a movie magazine and I saw this picture



and I thought I guess I will have sex with a sexy babe when I'm a grown up and then I thought wait cant I just simulate the feelings of sex myself and I moved my foreskin up and down with my thumb and forefinger and when I came no semen came out but for about a month after that I thought I was an extreme life hacker and had invented having sex with yourself like why is everyone so stupid that they wait for someone else to do it with but then I realized thats what wanking was that people would make reference to

[Plug Drugs]

I was 11 and I was reading a movie magazine and I saw this picture



and I thought I guess I will have sex with a sexy babe when I'm a grown up and then I thought wait cant I just simulate the feelings of sex myself and I moved my foreskin up and down with my thumb and forefinger and when I came no semen came out but for about a month after that I thought I was an extreme life hacker and had invented having sex with yourself like why is everyone so stupid that they wait for someone else to do it with but then I realized thats what wanking was that people would make reference to

i forgot johnny knoxville was in men in black