clarissa

[root ghost]

I think u drank some of that bottle gay boy

do you mind looping Deborah into this conversation

it is directly against the bottle, that's what its leaning on

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

Did u figure my magic trick out yet?

do you think maybe mini is a bit of a harsh term, a hasty decision that might not represent some people in the best light? you should contact the bad dragon dildo company and ask them to reevaluate their terminology

[root ghost]

Alright clay you win it's a trick I have a small penis

[BGD INCARNATE]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. (lisa and debbie) without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up.

also there is no way in hell someone who is overweight and had 4 kids, and is like 40 would find a dick too big. she's probably loose as hell.

Alright clay you win it's a trick I have a small penis

[root ghost]

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up

Jon belushi jr wants to tell us about self-awareness. Also I made more money than u last year I guarantee It fatty, not that I judge people by money

banana diameter: 1.6"
bottle diameter: 3.0"

[root ghost]

banana diameter: 1.6"
bottle diameter: 3.0"

Clays brain diameter: 0"

also the camera was not touching the banana because it would've fallen over. camera was perhaps 4-5" away from subject bananapenis

[BGD INCARNATE]

Jon belushi jr wants to tell us about self-awareness. Also I made more money than u last year I guarantee It fatty, not that I judge people by money

me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.

also i guarantee some retard who buys shit from amazon and resells it in downtown lowell (just fucking lol) makes more than 40k a year when you consider your lease and overhead.

[root ghost]

I really don't care dude I'm hung and you're not

[root ghost]

me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

i dont post sob stories on facebook every day

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

Another boring Friday ��

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

ok, im pretty sure if i change everything about myself i can be really attractive

can we please discuss

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

Netflix and laundry crazy Friday night

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

I'm taking Facebook off my phone. Im going through a hard time and I need to keep the drama/emo posts off here. Phone number is still [redacted] if anybody needs me. May the force be with you.

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

trying to stay positive

lets not get off topic, random guy

[BGD INCARNATE]

you wouldn't be a terrible poster if you weren't such an arrogant dumbass who continues to justify everything they do. it's literally the same trait that stevey and lisa do. they will justify every irrational thing they do and never admit they are wrong or stupid.

maybe we could convince them to rename that size "acceptable to a midwestern housewife/mother of 5"

[Wendy <3]

Your wife left you for me irl

https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-...ok-bigger.html

please let me help you detach your entire self worth from the size of your penis, Sherman. I can help give you closure on your multiple failed relationships and put you in a better place emotionally.

let's chat

[maks]

lets see you smash a coconut with your dick

[maks]

I can do it, I've basically got a club down there