clarissa

[root ghost]

there u go hun

a coke can is less than 5 inches tall

[ziraffe]

would you consider shaving your legs?

[timmy]

would you consider shaving your legs?

That would be gay

[Wendy <3]

That's really neat rooty since lisa just happens to enjoy shoving cans up her cunt

YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, STOP

[Wendy <3]

Lisa and rooty both fuck cans

this is the "mini" version of this dildo. notice that it is slightly larger than your penith

the "mini" version
the miniature version
the smallest version possible

[root ghost]

Why are you trying to talk trash about the biggest dick here makes your insecurity painfully obvious

please observe the picture I posted and respond directly

here is another to show you that is not a singular case. this dildo does not have a mini version, but as you can see their small is similar.

[root ghost]

The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer

[root ghost]

Is your name Clarissa

[root ghost]

Post your shrinky dink clay so we can all laugh

The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer

not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"

[root ghost]

not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh

[root ghost]

I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh

my girlfriend who doesn't hate me, isn't divorcing me, hasn't had any children by me that I am abandoning, and didn't steal $20,000 from me said I cant.

I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big

forced perspective is a pretty standard artistic technique, I'm pretty sure its been around since the greeks and they didn't consider it magical. can you respond to the image i posted of a dildo company having a dildo that is larger than your penis and they call it the "mini"

here i will help you learn. but lets get back to your mini

[root ghost]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

[root ghost]

I am sitting down holding a can under my dick do u need a diagram

Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

ok hold on

[root ghost]

The can was flush against my penis

[root ghost]

I can't wrap my fingers around it flaccid this is not a game lol

bro, this phat fucking banana(which i measured to be 1.6" in diameter) is so much thicker than this rum bottle(which i measured to be 3" in diameter).
i don't drink beer, sorry

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

[root ghost]

Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?

Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?

actually no, it's just surprisingly hard to get a banana to stand up on its own without smooshing it. i also tried to do one that was angled similar to yours so that it would show the taper and why one side of the coke can appears to be a similar width while the other end does not. but that's hard to do with a curving banana since it comes back toward or runs away from the lens. again, be aware that the banana is literally 1/2 the diameter of the bottle right behind it.

can you please discuss with me why your penis is called a mini on that website?

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture