My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small
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bro, this phat fucking banana(which i measured to be 1.6" in diameter) is so much thicker than this rum bottle(which i measured to be 3" in diameter).
i don't drink beer, sorry
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05-06-2017
no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. (lisa and debbie) without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)
you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up.
also there is no way in hell someone who is overweight and had 4 kids, and is like 40 would find a dick too big. she's probably loose as hell.Last edited by BGD INCARNATE; 05-06-2017 at 05:06 PM.
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05-06-2017
me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.
also i guarantee some retard who buys shit from amazon and resells it in downtown lowell (just fucking lol) makes more than 40k a year when you consider your lease and overhead.Last edited by BGD INCARNATE; 05-06-2017 at 05:10 PM.
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05-06-2017
you wouldn't be a terrible poster if you weren't such an arrogant dumbass who continues to justify everything they do. it's literally the same trait that stevey and lisa do. they will justify every irrational thing they do and never admit they are wrong or stupid.
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