dear forums, my racisms finally paid off tonight

[maks]

I'm certain this happened

I've never known him to lie before

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I've never known him to lie before

I actually did exaggerate a little bit, but it's mostly true
I got shitfaced last night, then I came home, was getting a snack in my kitchen and saw some prowler out in my backyard looking thru my windows (a mexican)
yelled some obscenities at him thru the window, ran upstairs and grabbed my gun, ran outside screaming more obscenities, then called the cops
cops came, (like 45 minutes after I called) spent like 5 minutes walking around my yard and then left without doing shit
got even more shitfaced, went all vigilante white man and patrolled my street for a few hours, then I saw ol pedro back on my street trying to hop my neighbor's fence
ran over, tackled him, put the gun in his face and yelled some mean words and punched him a couple times, he pissed his pants (literally) then the cops were there like 5 mins later to prevent another Zimmerman situation
it owned