this is the safest time in american history, crime especially violent crime is at an all time low the wars we keep starting haven't come back to bite us in the ass yet, everything alright, but still we live in fear, maybe more than ever, and everyone even reasonable people are screaming together with one voice 'please daddy government, please protect me, please kiss my boo boos and read me a story and tell me the mean brown people won't hurt me anymore' and they're giving the feds unprecedented new powers and joyfully doing their part to build and strengthen their real enemy