There is cat hair in my bandaid because I cut my finger so bad when I was cooking, there was blood on the floor

[Autistic Spectrum]

I have work today and I don't want to serve customers with a dirty bandaid. I will bleed on them instead

Lisa did you get a new degree in waitressing

[Battery Bits]

Lisa did you get a new degree in waitressing

I’m not a waitress

[Bev.]

I’m not a waitress

with your degrees you have a great job now hes only has a job picking up shit

[Battery Bits]

with your degrees you have a great job now hes only has a job picking up shit

I don’t know what the fuck he does but it has to do with computers

[Bev.]

I don’t know what the fuck he does but it has to do with computers

i went to worcester stat un and now work at the state house in boston we are smarter then them