official rare lisa posts (esp. deleted lisa non-accounts) put em in here. try to minimize the chatter

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you know I just wish I knew why I did that

it really bothers me when I have an espisode like that, it's scary because obviously I had no idea what I was doing or why and while what I did didn;t really hurt anyone or anything it really upsets and bothers me because what if I did do something that did hurt someone one day whilst in such a state. I can't have kids if I'm insane like that you know :,(

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Yeah uh by all other reports from men with penises who have experience I have a tight vagina

I can fit 3 fingers at the most if they are all squashed up but even then not all the way in and the muscles have not be torn so I can grip with it which is really useful.

I also know enough and have enough actual experience with vaginas to know that mine is pretty normal, a bit small but so is everything else about me except my ass when I get fat. Actually do you know what? I had to have hormone cream when I was a baby to help my vagina grow because after I slipped on the bath and got a bloody vagina from smashing it on the corner of the bath and when it got checked I was prescribed some hormone cream, but I was like only 2 years old then and anyway I know my vagina is normal and tighter than most.

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Mind you I did attempt to fuck a Sherman

He was the second worst fuck I've ever had, which is why I call it an attempt because I also have enough experience to know not many people would call that actual sex. The worst one I didn't even fuck when I come to think of it, there was one guy I took home once who couldn't even piss in my toilet and wanted to go outside to urinate because he was literally too scared to piss in the same house as anyone else.... I kind if just abused him for a couple of hours and then kicked him out.... and that is what comes to mind when I try and think of who in all my experience was actually a worse fuck than Sherman.

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Sherman's not too shy to even piss though... He's not too shy to jerk himself all day and prematurely ejaculate everywhere but oh wait get this.... Sherman is so bad at sex that one time he tried to fuck me, I was like laying on my stomache... Anyway he fucked away for a whole 2 seconds and then came right onto the bed sheet, you see what had happened was he didn't get his cock in at all, he just rubbed his little broken dick between my thighs and then came onto the bed... He kept bringing up that example in later arguments as a time where he thinks he actually managed to have sex with me.... I actually had to inform him that no, that technically was not sex.

Yeah the worst thing was him trying to "cuddle" me when I was trying to sleep, I'd be laying there and his jizz would literally just start leaking onto my leg... and of corse it would then get cold and he like expected me to try and sleep with him just jizzing onto my leg all night... nah I couldn't tolerate it for a 3rd month.

Actually you've been desperately trolling around the forum trying to sniff MY ass for attention like you have done for years.

I don't fuck anyone for free drugs

there is a guy who would sometimes give me pot whether I fucked him not and a few times I have also fucked him.

dp if you must know

every material thing I've ever aquired could be in some way shape or form be tenuously linked to one of the times I've had sex... I guess... if you were obsessed about me having sex then I guess you might even do that and claim "AHA! A prostitute" before checking if you have spare ipad around.

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That's incorrect

I told him he was more than welcome to come to my house and I had every intention of fucking him a lot... just when he he couldn't do it properly and cried a lot I sent him home.... he didn't leave for a couple of months

rootbeer fixed my front muffler which fell off just after I had my rear muffler fixed which I had fixed long before rootbeer ever visited me and for which I would have to go on quite the leap of logic in order to tie that to some sex I've had

LOL

well a couple of weeks ago I was going crazy with the voices and like I was being driven so far up the wall I was going to die without sedation... All I wanted to deal with it was some pot... a bag of bush bud mysteriously appeared and I smoked it.

Does Jesus come and cloak and dagger sneak you some weed when you're going crazy? I think not. Mind you I'm pretty sure Jesus would have if he had been alive and present at that very moment.

-Replying to Rootbeer -

You have a tiny dick that you have to lift your overhang gut up to even find.

Everyone has seen my vagina you retard including more people than you can count up close and personal.

You are having a baby to a fat moronic slut who has pushed out 5 kids out of her cunt. You look stupid. Get a life.

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maks your whole posting in a backwater forum revolves around me

bad luck for you

my mum is fat

she lent me $20 but I have to pay her back

ooh a bonus classic pic of rooty and deb