what are you wearing?

[plusle riot]

i'm in my distressed Joy Division unknown pleasures shirt, adventure time leggings and green sequin skirt just bout to take off these oldass yellow snakeskin docs fuckin stylin~

weird, im wearing the same thing...

[plusle riot]

omg how embarrassing~

[maks]

adventure time huh just what sort of adventures did you have in mind

[plusle riot]

unknown pleasurable ones

[Lisa Claus]

pyjamas

[Lisa Claus]

I'm always wearing pyjamas when home

but I sleep naked

[plusle riot]

no one cares you dumb cunt

[Lisa Claus]

try hard unoriginal commercial punk

I'm so much more comfortable than you

drunk ass slut

[timmy]

im literally just wearing underwear since im in the hottest country in the galaxy

im literally just wearing underwear since im in the hottest country in the galaxy

lucky fucker

[plusle riot]

I'm always wearing pyjamas when home

but I sleep naked

i hope a female redback spider crawls inside your slimy cavern of a cunt and bites down while you sleep

[Lisa Claus]

im literally just wearing underwear since im in the hottest country in the galaxy

it's a very comfortable 22 degrees celcius here

I'm never going back to sydney, I was there for that day it was fucking 51 degrees celcius

I filled the bathtub at my x's house with cold water and sat in it, he has failed to get himself an air conditioner

meanwhile at my home, mine is sitting there only having had to be used about 3 times

I want to go live in Mt Hotham or something

[Lisa Claus]

i hope a female redback spider crawls inside your slimy cavern of a cunt and bites down while you sleep

Bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider

you lame ass try-hard slut

what's your vag like?

All yeasty and rancid after drinking 11 beers that you paid $4 each for

when I used to go to the pub, the bar chicks always gave me free beers and they weren't some ugly old dirty bar man that I had to yell at for more because you're classy like that

[plusle riot]

scrolled past the last 2 posts so what's up

lisa you are so charming

[Lisa Claus]

lisa you are so charming

;)

you love it :P

[plusle riot]

she mad as hell this bitch god forbid gets more attention than her hue

[Lisa Claus]

*YAWN*

back to watching downloaded Elementary series in my pyjamas

[plusle riot]

yep she mad

[plusle riot]

Bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider

you lame ass try-hard slut

lmao what a dumbshit

[Lisa Claus]

you say that to all your intellectual superiors?

Desperate slurry, could even get a free drink or get laid after drinking 11 beers

[steveyos]

diabetic knee socks, cotton normal blue shorts with white normal string tie tied in a bow, no underwear dark sort of grey cotton t shirt with a bit of white paint cause all my clothes got paint on them (I eat paint while sitting on the couch all day that's why)

[steveyos]

lisa makes those lizard retorts where they try to insult you by coming up with specific scenarios for your life only a legitimate psycho could fuck nigger doo wop

11 beers not ten not twleve, it has to be about bitch you go to well not bitch thry also use really dumb pre-insults most say bitch they have to get their swears from Shakespeare



's retarded cousin Vinnie and its like RAPSCALLION! YOU GO TO BARS THAT ARE BELOW MY MIGHTY STATUS AND YOU JABE TO SHOUT! SHOUT I SAY TO GET YOURSELF MORE ALE, WHICH YOU MUST THEN PROCEED TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR GOOD SIR! DUMB-HYPHEN-SLUT MEANWHILE EVERY DAY I WAKE UP ON THE BAR OF CHEERS BITCH EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK, BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK


OH AND NOE IM GOKG TO SLEEP WHICH MEANS POSTING FOR SEVEN MORE HOURS BECAUSE YOURR ALL WORSE THAN ME SIMPLE AS THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

[steveyos]

I'm so high I wrote 11 beers not ten not twelve thinking it was funny because 11 and twelve are the same number holy smao (spath my ass off)

[steveyos]

11 beers not ten not twelve is still hilarious because I feel like I'm starting a children's book and all the lizards are ironically just like children but unfortunately it's because they all so old that they're at that point where they only live like another 48 secnds

[plusle riot]

RAPSCALLION! YOU GO TO BARS THAT ARE BELOW MY MIGHTY STATUS AND YOU JABE TO SHOUT! SHOUT I SAY TO GET YOURSELF MORE ALE, WHICH YOU MUST THEN PROCEED TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR GOOD SIR! DUMB-HYPHEN-SLUT MEANWHILE EVERY DAY I WAKE UP ON THE BAR OF CHEERS BITCH EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK, BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK


OH AND NOE IM GOKG TO SLEEP WHICH MEANS POSTING FOR SEVEN MORE HOURS BECAUSE YOURR ALL WORSE THAN ME SIMPLE AS THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

lmao
11 beers not ten not twelve by Steve Yelle
shortlisted for children's book of the year

[UofLCardfan08]

Lisa's mom paid 11 beers to the babysitting circus clown in exchange for services rendered.

[internutt]

stretcy jeans, blue tshirt and white socks and a blanket

[maks]

hue