what are you wearing?

[steveyos]

lisa makes those lizard retorts where they try to insult you by coming up with specific scenarios for your life only a legitimate psycho could fuck nigger doo wop

11 beers not ten not twleve, it has to be about bitch you go to well not bitch thry also use really dumb pre-insults most say bitch they have to get their swears from Shakespeare



's retarded cousin Vinnie and its like RAPSCALLION! YOU GO TO BARS THAT ARE BELOW MY MIGHTY STATUS AND YOU JABE TO SHOUT! SHOUT I SAY TO GET YOURSELF MORE ALE, WHICH YOU MUST THEN PROCEED TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR GOOD SIR! DUMB-HYPHEN-SLUT MEANWHILE EVERY DAY I WAKE UP ON THE BAR OF CHEERS BITCH EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK, BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK


OH AND NOE IM GOKG TO SLEEP WHICH MEANS POSTING FOR SEVEN MORE HOURS BECAUSE YOURR ALL WORSE THAN ME SIMPLE AS THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

[steveyos]

11 beers not ten not twelve is still hilarious because I feel like I'm starting a children's book and all the lizards are ironically just like children but unfortunately it's because they all so old that they're at that point where they only live like another 48 secnds

[plusle riot]

RAPSCALLION! YOU GO TO BARS THAT ARE BELOW MY MIGHTY STATUS AND YOU JABE TO SHOUT! SHOUT I SAY TO GET YOURSELF MORE ALE, WHICH YOU MUST THEN PROCEED TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR GOOD SIR! DUMB-HYPHEN-SLUT MEANWHILE EVERY DAY I WAKE UP ON THE BAR OF CHEERS BITCH EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK, BITCHES PO' ME FREE DRANK


OH AND NOE IM GOKG TO SLEEP WHICH MEANS POSTING FOR SEVEN MORE HOURS BECAUSE YOURR ALL WORSE THAN ME SIMPLE AS THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

lmao
11 beers not ten not twelve by Steve Yelle
shortlisted for children's book of the year