official rare lisa posts (esp. deleted lisa non-accounts) put em in here. try to minimize the chatter

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Sherman's not too shy to even piss though... He's not too shy to jerk himself all day and prematurely ejaculate everywhere but oh wait get this.... Sherman is so bad at sex that one time he tried to fuck me, I was like laying on my stomache... Anyway he fucked away for a whole 2 seconds and then came right onto the bed sheet, you see what had happened was he didn't get his cock in at all, he just rubbed his little broken dick between my thighs and then came onto the bed... He kept bringing up that example in later arguments as a time where he thinks he actually managed to have sex with me.... I actually had to inform him that no, that technically was not sex.

Yeah the worst thing was him trying to "cuddle" me when I was trying to sleep, I'd be laying there and his jizz would literally just start leaking onto my leg... and of corse it would then get cold and he like expected me to try and sleep with him just jizzing onto my leg all night... nah I couldn't tolerate it for a 3rd month.

Actually you've been desperately trolling around the forum trying to sniff MY ass for attention like you have done for years.

I don't fuck anyone for free drugs

there is a guy who would sometimes give me pot whether I fucked him not and a few times I have also fucked him.

dp if you must know

every material thing I've ever aquired could be in some way shape or form be tenuously linked to one of the times I've had sex... I guess... if you were obsessed about me having sex then I guess you might even do that and claim "AHA! A prostitute" before checking if you have spare ipad around.