official rare lisa posts (esp. deleted lisa non-accounts) put em in here. try to minimize the chatter

i've got one

Nice lives losers

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Shitty posts.

These are YOUR posts, not mine.

Stop trying to fit in by making posts about me. Note: the actual good posters don't do this and you are not one of the good posters.

You literally have nothing to post about so you try to get attention and replies by adding "Lisa" into your topic title which will guarantee you replies. The replies are not because people think you are a good poster or like you, the replies are because when you start mentioning me you are simply riding my coattails for attention.

Contribute something worthwhile or leave.

Last time I was herped the result was more people posting in the herp than in the main section. If you got herped this would not happen because in actual fact you are a boring loser and no-one is interested in you in the slightest.

I got more friends here than you. Deal with it and get a life.

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I mean between his premature ejaculations and issues with his mum molesting him as he claimed I mean he'd probably jizz all over a baby if he had one (when Debra pushes the next one out if her giant slop hole that even the worst marksman couldn't miss) and that was always a concern to be avoided.

Tim is too young and dumb to be a prospective father. I'd fuck him until I was limping though.

And like I'm pretty sure Tim's dick works and he knows how to stick it in things and fuck them.

Oh tim

I want your babies

like honestly I couldn't stand living with you because all you did was prematurely ejaculate, jerk off constantly, the 2nd worst fuck I've ever had and I've fucked more people than could be counted, look unattractive, smell bad, like honestly the first time I smelt your breath I had to run away from you because I was literally going to spew and also you just cried all the fucking time.

I was ashamed to even introduce you to anyone lol

I found you so unattractive that I didn't even want to suck your cock

actually I demanded nothing from them at all

you told me your mum molested you sexually.

I've got court on Friday because I've reported my father AGAIN. Getting an interim order on him so he's not allowed to call me anytime of year.

What do you do about stuff aside from just sponge off your parents and call your mum a disgusting crazy freak and tell everyone she molested you? Just wondering Sherman. Are you gonna introduce your kids to your molesting mother? The same woman who paid for your fucking holiday around the world? Yep. I sent you home remember after I found out that your parents were paying for everything.

Daniel needs to appologise to me or never come anywhere near me ever again. End of story.

I'm not gonna say it's ok to any of those fucking losers for them to bash me. They are pathetic losers. I'll talk to whoever I want and not to pathetic piece of shit losers.

um no thanks

are you going to call your mum and apologise for prematurely ejaculating at her, telling everyonbe she molested you and is a crazy freak and then literally taking thousands of dollars off her so you could fly to the other side of the world to lose your virginity because no other woman would touch you (aside from your mother of course)?

I'm mentally ill as in a suffer from depression and have suicidal ideation at times

I am developmentally emotionally stunted

I have a high IQ... like kick ass high like I am right now *smokes joint*