official rare lisa posts (esp. deleted lisa non-accounts) put em in here. try to minimize the chatter

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Bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider

you lame ass try-hard slut

what's your vag like?

All yeasty and rancid after drinking 11 beers that you paid $4 each for

when I used to go to the pub, the bar chicks always gave me free beers and they weren't some ugly old dirty bar man that I had to yell at for more because you're classy like that