i'd like some proof of the following:

[maxgoldberg]

Uh huh whatever you reckon you sad skank

jesus look at the rolls of fay on your neck arms and shoulders. you are a human ham hock. dp needs to see this

[Battery Bits]

jesus look at the rolls of fay on your neck arms and shoulders. you are a human ham hock. dp needs to see this

He’s seen it you pathetic scabby scrag

There are no rolls

[maxgoldberg]

you need to stop being sedentary and gluttonous. your artieries are probably clogged with plaque. your arms must be huge too.