okay, last of the 'announcement' type threads: CHILDREN RETURNING TO SCHOOL WOULD KILL 1/10TH OF ALL PEOPLE.

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If you graph the number of deaths per year from 2008 to 2017 its a graph of deaths increasing which points nearly straight up.

Some things about statistics you can't rig or show funny. What is the slope of that? What is the slop of 2016 to 2017? What is the slope of this??? Mother fucker.

It was at a plateau from 2000-2008 and Bush's presidency only saw deaths per year increase by like 20 to 30 thousand over the whole 8 year period.

It's not the baby boomer's fattest kids who are dying now either, as heart disease barely increases at all; it's a god damn holocaust

I am sorry it took me this long to keep telling people about it but I have been and do; the denialism is so powerfuck here but basically women's tits are exploding and morbidly depressed or retarded men keep having their balls cut off by doctors at a steady rate of around 100,000 and 40,000 a year respectively

40% of those procedures are entirely illegitimate and on naive victims and that is just when it is obvious. Also how the fuck do you die from that kind of shit? Biopsy is a tissue sample that ranges from a pin scrape to a slice of lunch meat and agitates the organ after the screening procedure burnt it to a crisp, then the chem-o poisons them to death so they shut up and stop screaming after their tits exploded.

I've counted the number of cars who never had their owners return to them in hospital parking ramps myself, and this is all consistent

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If you graph the number of deaths per year from 2008 to 2017 its a graph of deaths increasing which points nearly straight up.

Some things about statistics you can't rig or show funny. What is the slope of that? What is the slop of 2016 to 2017? What is the slope of this??? Mother fucker.

It was at a plateau from 2000-2008 and Bush's presidency only saw deaths per year increase by like 20 to 30 thousand over the whole 8 year period.

It's not the baby boomer's fattest kids who are dying now either, as heart disease barely increases at all; it's a god damn holocaust

I am sorry it took me this long to keep telling people about it but I have been and do; the denialism is so powerfuck here but basically women's tits are exploding and morbidly depressed or retarded men keep having their balls cut off by doctors at a steady rate of around 100,000 and 40,000 a year respectively

40% of those procedures are entirely illegitimate and on naive victims and that is just when it is obvious. Also how the fuck do you die from that kind of shit? Biopsy is a tissue sample that ranges from a pin scrape to a slice of lunch meat and agitates the organ after the screening procedure burnt it to a crisp, then the chem-o poisons them to death so they shut up and stop screaming after their tits exploded.

I've counted the number of cars who never had their owners return to them in hospital parking ramps myself, and this is all consistent

And all this is according to CDC.gov by the way for the last 20 fucking years. Also, deaths from 'medical errors' and how they had been increasing over the decades lines up in a funny way with 'unintentional injures'. and we haven't even talked about fucking c-werd yet

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I have been watching these stats since 2006 and there are actually even not that many qualified people who can say they've been watching it longer, but shh about that or they'll kill us

And what about the poor CDC.gov employees?

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Hey dennis you been checkin up on things err..

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If you graph the number of deaths per year from 2008 to 2017 its a graph of deaths increasing which points nearly straight up.

Some things about statistics you can't rig or show funny. What is the slope of that? What is the slop of 2016 to 2017? What is the slope of this??? Mother fucker.

It was at a plateau from 2000-2008 and Bush's presidency only saw deaths per year increase by like 20 to 30 thousand over the whole 8 year period.

It's not the baby boomer's fattest kids who are dying now either, as heart disease barely increases at all; it's a god damn holocaust

Deaths per year since 08 were increasing by 20,000-30,000 per year in a funny recurring way with a few really bad years like 2014. A few/couple years later, it started increasing by 60,000-90,000 a year (with a really bad year that was like 110,000 if i remember) which means:

The Increase of the Increase is Increasing - so not only is it exponential, but the extent at which it is exponential is getting terrifickly worse.

And medical errors had been Doubling. Doubling is faster than exponential. And this was for the stats from the 90s throughout the 2000s to the early 2010s.