I bought an ice crusher and these margaritas are the bomb

[Battery Bits]

Her relationships have all been on the internet.

Nope.

I’ve been engaged 3 times, once for 7 years, longer than any relationship you’ve had

Donny was the only one on the internet

[internutt]

Nope.

I’ve been engaged 3 times, once for 7 years

Donny was the only one on the internet

you were engaged thrice? lol so... youre a three time fuck up? wtf

oh you mean fake/internet engaged like you imagine you were to donny. oh ok.

[Battery Bits]

Nope.

I’ve been engaged 3 times, once for 7 years, longer than any relationship you’ve had

Donny was the only one on the internet