lisa is so creepily attracted to childen she literally got some card that enablea her to spend time with them unsupervised

[Bill.]

I don’t want to teach right now

I was never fired and I have great references and a portfolio

you are in ZERO shape to get hired right now lisa.

you havent worked in a decade. you are massively out of shape, visibly unhealthy looking and drug and alcohol addicted. your mental condition has deteriorated, clearly.

i can't even imagine you actually doing an interview with a school board.

prove me wrong, do it.