Is this a Fat People Stories thread? 'Cuz it looks like a Fat People Stories Thread.

>be in high school
>chemistry time
>fuck yeah, gonna titrate some shit
>safety specs: on
>tie: off
>bag: under table
>safety achieved.
>let's break out the burettes
>wait, what's that smell?
>"Anthony, no eating in class. Please get out and don't come back."
>turn to look over at Ant's table
>he's got a KFC bucket in his bag
>in the middle of a chem lab
>where the fuck are his books?!
>more importantly
>we've already got the potassium dichromate out
>dammit Ant, you fat shit - don't you know that shit's carcinogenic?!
>there isn't even a KFC in this town, what are you doing?!
>turns out his dad dropped it off as a reward but he didn't manage it all at lunch
>something along the lines of not failing his Business Studies GCSE mock.

>two weeks later
>same teacher covering a physics lesson with Ant in it
>"Anthony, I've been informed by Mr Mulhern that you've been taking other people's lunches while skipping p.e. lessons"
>"No, sir, I wasn't skipping them - I have a doctor's note about my knees.."
>"Anthony, that really isn't the main problem here"
>after lesson overhear deputy head talking to Ant
>all I hear him say is
>"get your shit together, Ant."
say this to him at every blunder he makes over the next four years.



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> Be 12 in Elementary school years ago
> Its gym time
> To warm up Gym teacher tells us we have to run three laps around the track
> Group of fat girls tell gym teacher that they refuse
> Every time its gym time the fat girls always sit on their asses and tell the gym teacher off
> Gym teacher is real pissed and flips shit this time because he is tired of dealing with them
> He tells them to start fucking running
> they start crying and start limping slowly trying to run laps
> swear to god the earth started shaking as they began to run, thought I was going to die.
> He keeps screaming at them
> they sound like beached whales crying out in pain
> they complete 1.5 laps before we have to move on to something else because it was taking them to fucking long
> Gym class ends later that day
> they are sweating and crying and complaining about their legs hurting and blisters and shit
> next gym class there is a new gym teacher
> Wonder what happened to the old one? Nobody knew
> found out a few months later he was let go
> apparently the fat girls fat parents came to school with medical bills saying they were going to sue the school for abuse.
> Fat girls never had to run laps ever again and the new gym teacher was really careful when dealing with them.

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> Work at a natural health store
> Most of our stuff is complete bullcrap, like magical weightloss pills
> Only work there because it’s quite easy, pay is above average and I get free whey
> Be at work
> Fat fuck walks in
> Asks for magnesium salts
> ” I gotta get rid of all this water in my body”
> The fat fuck is pointing at her enormously large legs and stomach
> “full of water, see ?”
> Tell her about healthy diet and excersise
> Completely disregards everything I say, claims that it’s just water stored into her body
> “I’ll be back next week, then you’ll see!”
> tfw this was 2 weeks ago.