a guy was just stabbed outside my flat

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's actually really sad, as we are the only people lisa has in her life,

I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood

that is fucked up, stay safe please

[Autistic Spectrum]

what if this guy that lisa helped was like the hitler of penguin island, and he was the one who was skinning and eating the little penguins, and she saved a monster, great job lisa, first you kill plug drugs and then u save penguin island hitler,

[skrizach]

lmao the guy was just flashing a light.

"oh I got stabbed let me pull out my flashlight and just turn it on and off"
...friggin aussies

[steveyos]

lmao the guy was just flashing a light.

"oh I got stabbed let me pull out my flashlight and just turn it on and off"
...friggin aussies

hahahahahahahahahha yeah really

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa what if that guy comes back to your house and has a bit of pot to thank you for tending to his wound, would you suck his dick for it, even tho he was just like giving it to you as a thank you, what i am saying is the custom on penguin island to always suck a dick when given weed

i bet the guy who stabbed him was just sitting, watching, as you narc'd on him and called the police, fucking up his hired kill. you just cost that guy 50,000 aus dollars and he is on a rampage for blood. he heard where you lived, and hes coming for you. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but hes coming.

[steveyos]

it was probably plug drugs tbh

[maks]

it was probably plug drugs tbh

[Autistic Spectrum]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

[skrizach]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

i'm literally laughing over here

[steveyos YOLO]

here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

Does she really talk like that? I've only heard her phone call with ruby and didn't notice if she did or not

[steveyos YOLO]

That's what happens when you're ghetto trash like lisa

[BatteriWyfe]

you ugly losers

a week ago everyone was in love with me, I didn't love you back but whatever

now look at you retarded ugly shit posters, and like I did something to you pathetic losers? nah

anyway, it's in the news today

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/bu...806-2raol.html

[skrizach]

you ugly losers

a week ago everyone was in love with me, I didn't love you back but whatever

now look at you retarded ugly shit posters, and like I did something to you pathetic losers? nah

anyway, it's in the news today

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/bu...806-2raol.html

I thought you left here forever, what happened?
oh, you're a liar and can't follow through on anything you've ever tried?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

[BatteriWyfe]

I thought you left here forever, what happened?
oh, you're a liar and can't follow through on anything you've ever tried?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

I've never liked you

why do you keep trying so hard you nobody?

[skrizach]

I've never liked you

why do you keep trying so hard you nobody?

lmao it's not even trying to call you out on your shit, you just keep coming back here giving us loads of ammunition.

[steveyos]

*action spits* *action walks out the door*

[steveyos]

yeah she talks like ruby raps if you listen to his raps he has to pronounce is words really slowly becuase rapping is hard for white scottish people but she has a hard time jsut saying words normally

[Autistic Spectrum]

it takes her 30 seconds to say 5 words

[timmy]

she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk

[skrizach]

she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk

that's from the methodone

[steveyos YOLO]

Poor lisa :(

Poor lisa :(

was that a pun?

[steveyos YOLO]

[always stevey]

action marks thread read.

[blumpkin blownuts]

I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood

go away

[always stevey]

I just stabbed a guy outside of my flat.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just stabed some corn kernnles wiht a,. fork and tey boucned all over my cartpe

[always stevey]

I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol