clarissa

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

Did u figure my magic trick out yet?

[root ghost]

Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?

Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?

actually no, it's just surprisingly hard to get a banana to stand up on its own without smooshing it. i also tried to do one that was angled similar to yours so that it would show the taper and why one side of the coke can appears to be a similar width while the other end does not. but that's hard to do with a curving banana since it comes back toward or runs away from the lens. again, be aware that the banana is literally 1/2 the diameter of the bottle right behind it.

can you please discuss with me why your penis is called a mini on that website?

[root ghost]

I think u drank some of that bottle gay boy

do you mind looping Deborah into this conversation

it is directly against the bottle, that's what its leaning on

do you think maybe mini is a bit of a harsh term, a hasty decision that might not represent some people in the best light? you should contact the bad dragon dildo company and ask them to reevaluate their terminology

[root ghost]

Alright clay you win it's a trick I have a small penis

Alright clay you win it's a trick I have a small penis

banana diameter: 1.6"
bottle diameter: 3.0"

[root ghost]

banana diameter: 1.6"
bottle diameter: 3.0"

Clays brain diameter: 0"

also the camera was not touching the banana because it would've fallen over. camera was perhaps 4-5" away from subject bananapenis

[root ghost]

I really don't care dude I'm hung and you're not

can we please discuss

lets not get off topic, random guy

maybe we could convince them to rename that size "acceptable to a midwestern housewife/mother of 5"

[Wendy <3]

Your wife left you for me irl

https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-...ok-bigger.html

please let me help you detach your entire self worth from the size of your penis, Sherman. I can help give you closure on your multiple failed relationships and put you in a better place emotionally.

let's chat

[maks]

I can do it, I've basically got a club down there

[maks]

me irl

[timmy]

please let me help you detach your entire self worth from the size of your penis, Sherman. I can help give you closure on your multiple failed relationships and put you in a better place emotionally.

let's chat

The porn ibdusgry id a derrible ting

[maks]

lets see you smash a coconut with your dick

but can you take a picture of your dick in front of a stack of rabbits feet

[maks]

but can you take a picture of your dick in front of a stack of rabbits feet

I just ran out of rabbits

[Desolation]

@cag why do u want to see his dick you weirdo?

@lisa clean this thread up - does rb have a thick dick? was it the biggest dick you've ever had in you? is this can of soda dick illusion legit?

[root ghost]

@cag why do u want to see his dick you weirdo?

@lisa clean this thread up - does rb have a thick dick? was it the biggest dick you've ever had in you? is this can of soda dick illusion legit?

Cag is an obsessed bush pig.
I was average when I was with Lisa. It's hulked out really bad in the last three years.

[maks]

anyway clay is right, soda cans are short as fuck and no woman cares about girth alone. rootbeer has a chode.