North Korea declares war to South because...

[the president of sex]

i am pretty sure lisa's pussy breaths fire and has sharp teeth

not after that seven inch wide hose

[Genital Doli]

Op, op op. Tims hole style. [GAGNAM STYLE PARODY] [XD]
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[elezzark]

i would appreciate it if you guys posted in my thread instead http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showth...ang-out-on-cam

[Autistic Spectrum]

she would say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like darth vadar did in esp 3 attach of the siths as i walked out the door, And i would turn arond, head straight to her kitchen, grab the heavyest frying pan she owned, and smack her upside the head as hard as a possibley could knocking her to the floor, while i stood over her cummed up bloddy forhead i would whisper loudly YES LISA YES

[Lisa Claus]

she would say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like darth vadar did in esp 3 attach of the siths as i walked out the door, And i would turn arond, head straight to her kitchen, grab the heavyest frying pan she owned, and smack her upside the head as hard as a possibley could knocking her to the floor, while i stood over her cummed up bloddy forhead i would whisper loudly YES LISA YES

rubbish

you would cry after cumming and say, "hold me Lisa"

and I would say, "You are a done dinner, get out, NEXT!"

[Lisa Claus]

i wouldnt let you pay me for dick you scuzzbucket

you're repulsive

no-one wants you

leave

rubbish

you would cry after cumming and say, "hold me Lisa"

and I would say, "You are a done dinner, get out, NEXT!"

yes you would say next please until every meth addict at the gangbang finished

[steveyos]

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would run out of lisa's studio apt, past the line of guys waiting in the hallway waiting to fuck her, with tears stearming down my face, knowing what i had done could never be undone

[Lisa Claus]

i would run out of lisa's studio apt, past the line of guys waiting in the hallway waiting to fuck her, with tears stearming down my face, knowing what i had done could never be undone

why did I feel bad for a minute then?

[Autistic Spectrum]

because you would use me up and thorw me out like so many others, you want dick, you crave cock all day everday, i'm just a peice of meat to you lisa, but in reality i have fellings, if you prick me do i not bleed.

[Lisa Claus]

because you would use me up and thorw me out like so many others, you want dick, you crave cock all day everday, i'm just a peice of meat to you lisa, but in reality i have fellings, if you prick me do i not bleed.

I would have to conduct tests on you to see if you bleed or not.

I'm not allowed cock for 2 weeks

that makes me want it more

as soon as I'm allowed again I probably won't care

you keep teasing me with your cock and that is cruel

I would have to conduct tests on you to see if you bleed or not.

I'm not allowed cock for 2 weeks

that makes me want it more

as soon as I'm allowed again I probably won't care

you keep teasing me with your cock and that is cruel

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?

[steveyos]

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?

[steveyos]

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?

[steveyos]

North Korea declares war on this fuxcking gay forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit


tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit


tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true

except she looks like a teenage boy and has a damaged hole

[Lisa Claus]

I don't like anal

[steveyos]

lisanet

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to me

[Lisa Claus]

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to me

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

[Autistic Spectrum]

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa

[Lisa Claus]

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa

No.

It's against my morals for myself.

I've been friends with 2 prostitutes in my life though, I'm not against it, just not something that I would want to do. No it would feel shit.

Besides those offers were when I was younger, haven't had that offer in about 10 years :P

[the president of sex]

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

yes you do and yes you are

[steveyos]

great post dp

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am talking to rolfbrothel about you on im chat right as we speak

[steveyos]

tell marnie about that awesome post made on this forum about lisa

[maks]

damaged is an understatement, it's like chernobyl down there

that hole area is more devastated than the gulf coast