Anyone in the mood to pretend like this isn't a troll forum for one thread? Post your favorite song lyrics!

[Hook 1:]
When I step in the place throw your hands in the sky
AHH, Come on fucking guy
These girls can't have me and it makes them fucking cry
AHH, Come on fucking guy
On my way to court in a suit and a tie
AHH, Come on fucking guy
My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July
AHH, Come on fucking guy

[Verse 1: Chuggo]

The people are shit
That's how I feel (ha!)
I'll smash ya fucking head
That's how I'm real (yeah)
Anything you need
That's what I deal
My stomach was empty
That's why I steal (what)

I don't trust nobody
That's why I don't blink (yeah)
Whatever gets me drunk
That's what I drink (burp)
I fuck all day (ha)
That's why I stink
Bitches love the blanco
All covered in ink

The kids buy my shit
That's how I get cash (ha)
Bitches see them kids buyin'
That's how I get ass
I grew up inside a stripper
That's why I'm trashed
Remy Martin in my glass
That's how I've got class

Rappers got me angry
That's why I'm pissed (ha)
They're all fucking garbage
That's why they got dissed
The girls come to see me
Because they can't fuck
You'll never sell records
Because your rap sucks (brap)

I heard your shit comeback
Saying my name with that gun chat
Your mom's box smells like a muskrat
I'm a knockout
You're a love tap
You wanna go against Chuggo? Yo, fuck that!
(You wanna go against Chuggo, yo fuck that!)

I'll put a sign on your back that says "I can't rap"
And a bruise on your face that says "I can't scrap"
The way bitches shut you down screams "I can't mack"
You're a filthy piece of shit and you ain't got jack (fucker)

[Hook 2:]

You can catch me in the alleyway gettin' drunk and high
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Smilin' at every sexy bitch that's walkin by
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Shots of whiskey and bottles of Molson dry
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Fuckin with me, you must really wanna die
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

[Verse 2: Chuggo]

I put mayonnaise on everything
That's how I eat
Lakeshore boulevard
That's how I'm street
Can't say no to pussy
That's how I'm weak
..And I've been told I'm only nice when I sleep
Loud with a slur
That's how I speak
In your lobby with a knife
That's how I creep
Drown in the lake
And get found in the creek
Blue in the face
Cement surroundin your feet
You talked shit
And that was the beef
That's why I'm gonna roll up
And smash in ya teeth
See that fire right there?
That was the heat
You deserve a good beating
That's my belief
See that kid stealin? (yeah)
That was a thief
See them dudes behind him? (yeah)
That's the police
See this date right here? (what)
That's my release
And when I get out
I'm comin back with a piece

You suckers know
Who's the baddest in town (what)
I treat pussy like weed
Cause I pass it around
I'll throw my hands toward your neck
Then I'll wrap 'em around (ohh)
And it'll be months before your body's
Actually found

You see this cash? (yeah)
That's obscene profit
You see these rocks? (yeah)
The fiends want it
You see these pounds? (yeah)
You need chronic
I treat the pavement like Tampax
BECAUSE SOME BITCHES BLEED ON IT!

[Hook 3:]

Your album's fuckin garbage and you're livin a lie
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
Your product is shit nobody wants to buy
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
That bitch sucks dick but she's actin all shy
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
She brought me to her house and I put it in her pie
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
I pulled out of her mouth and I put it in her eye
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
She blew me in front of a lesbian and another guy
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
I called Jose Brigay(?) and we all got high
AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

Come on fucking guy! (fucka)

Yo my friend you ain't my friend no more my friend

Come on fucking guy!


isnt that commona nd current?

ive fucked more germans than the treaty of versailles AHHH CMON FUCKIN GUY (i made that one up)

[Plug Drugs]

ive fucked more germans than the treaty of versailles AHHH CMON FUCKIN GUY (i made that one up)

lololololo

[skrizach]

popped a molly I'm sweating, woo

i take my shirt and off all the hoes stop breathin

[Autistic Spectrum]

all you niggers is ducks, you can call me scrooge cause i'm swimming in bucks