have you ever been hated or discriminated against??

[BatteriWyfe]

and his psychic powers inform the rest

[Cody]

and his psychic powers inform the rest

do you know what on the down low even is lisa?

[blumpkin blownuts]

that's the AA symbol...

[Cody]

that's the AA symbol...

also faggots.

[rubycalaber]

I have been discriminated against for wanting to fuck my sister on the internet many times

[rubycalaber]

I had a dream last night that you, flag and lisa turned up at my house and lied your way inside, and when I told my parents who you were me and my dad beat the shit out of flag and broke an arm and a leg, it was very satisfying

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I had a dream last night that you, flag and lisa turned up at my house and lied your way inside, and when I told my parents who you were me and my dad beat the shit out of flag and broke an arm and a leg, it was very satisfying

What happened to me and Lisa?

[steveyos YOLO]

What happened to me and Lisa?

You were both raped and molested growing up causing severe psychological disorders. You suffered the most damage causing you to cut your dick off later in life.

[macpro]

Did you get to see O.B.s faux pussy close up?

[rubycalaber]

no, unfortunately, if I had gotten lucid I would have torn that fake pussy up

[always stevey]

This thread makes me want to cut my own dick off.

[Cody]

nice dicktuck

ok.... only like one person even noticed that this is an m and m thread......

[Cody]

ok.... only like one person even noticed that this is an m and m thread......

now its a spiderman thread

[Plug Drugs]

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smocking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfucking dick!
Bitch, come here!

[steveyos YOLO]

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smocking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfucking dick!
Bitch, come here!

Holy shit fuck off.

[Plug Drugs]

to the people that say they dont like eminem, you cant tell me this song doesnt make you laugh

[UofLCardfan08]

EMINEM loves Me!

[Obnoxious Bitch]

EMINEM loves Me!

No! Eminem loves me! :P

[Cody]

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me

stolen from the great milenko ICP album

[blumpkin blownuts]

eminem is carrying my baby

totally faggotry
no one givexz a shit about eminem

[steveyos YOLO]

More than half the lizard crew do

[UofLCardfan08]

Have any of you spoken with EMINEM, ever?


NO

[maks]

suburban ganstas yo

[maks]

slingin rock on the streets cause dey mommas wouldn't buy dem a nintendo 64

[maks]

yes I have, I went to an inner city tech school 94-98 every white kid I knew was eminem

[always stevey]

doing hudinis like a geenie grippin' the hawt glock

[maks]

I'm not white I'm italian yo

[always stevey]

But Italians are white.