have not seen my boyfriend since 10 oclock this morning

[always stevey]

and i am already beginning to miss him. he is the best. he is going to be a cop and he will arrest all the horrible cyberbullies. He will arrest Cody.

[always stevey]

If tim and orlando bloom fucked and had a 6'4'' blue eyed baby boy, it would definitly be my boyfriend. he likes guns and republican things and eastcoast teams, we may be polar oposites... BUT HE WATCHES STAR TREK WITH ME. We watched the episode "the trouble with tribbles" before we had sex last night.

[always stevey]

SIGH... Cag is in love. This may be "the one"

[always stevey]

he has the biggest dick in the entire world and he makes lots of money too.

[always stevey]

I do hope he hurrys back to me soon and we can hang out and drink natty ice.

[always stevey]

and have lots and lots of sex. that is very important.

[always stevey]

HES INTRODUCED ME, FUCKING CAG, TO HIS MOTHER. NO ONE EVER INTRODUCES ME TO THEIR MOTHERS.

[always stevey]

when I introduced him to my family my shizophrenic aunt gave him a secret note warning him of my mental illness

blogging

[always stevey]

she even numbered the pages of the note

[always stevey]

this is serious monde.

i'm intently reading every post, shut up

[always stevey]

how dare you come into my thread and speak to me in that tone

ok sorry, just keep blogging it's realy interestinig

[always stevey]

I know.

[always stevey]

my boyfriend is going to arrest the fuck outta you monde

[always stevey]

just keep fucking with me

[nazzibastard]

no the part the was getting interestinig seamed to die .more about the sex .i just dont beleave you yet

[steveyos]

republican eh, well that means it won't last forever, hope I'm next in line you've seem to hit every corner of the spectrum except gay dudes

[always stevey]

I might have turned a few dudes gay you never know

[UofLCardfan08]

"breaking cag"

will post dealer guy show up at an unannounced time when pseudo cop boyfriend is there?


stay tuned

[always stevey]

he is best. better than my drug dealer whose penis was small and kept falling out while we boned. it was embarassing

[always stevey]

my new guy, his penis is a key to my heart and my vagina

[steveyos]

big dicks

small chicks

[always stevey]

there is nothing worse than a tiny penis

[always stevey]

they are pretty useless a actually unless your a girl who likes small wieners

[Autistic Spectrum]

some girls don't like big fat dicks cag, it hurts them and they whimper

[always stevey]

that's why I like big dicks you idiot. they own

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's cavernous vagina

[always stevey]

I will never take a man with a small penis seriously. no one should. they should be exiled to wherever they send guys with tiny wieners