Official choke on my dick thread

[timmy]

Jelking really works

i know you won't listen, but be careful man you can get nerve damage.

[timmy]

the idea is to not jelk at full mast, trolls jokingly say full mast jelking is "advanced" but it is actually how you can damage your tubesteak

[timmy]

jelking literally makes your dick grow by invoking stem cells to create more mass

lol jelqing is bullshit afaik the only real methods of increasing penis length are surgery and using a device like the FastSize Extender which actually has had scientifically proven results and averages gains of about 1-2 inches the only downfall is you literally have to wear a fucking thing on your dick for like 8 hours a day for over a year before you get those results

jelking literally makes your dick grow by invoking stem cells to create more mass

stem cells only exist in fetus. you might be able to stretch it out a little bit, but you are risking nerve damage and ED.
also weve all seen your dick and i think you will be fine man dont be insecure

all those guys who get insane dicks using pumps and silicone have to take viagra to get it up

[timmy]

imyplgin im not injecting stem cells into my dick as we speak

hypothetically i think you could inject IGF-1 into your cock for massive dick gains, but you would probably get cancer

lets do it

[jon]

> stem cells only come from fetuses
> injecting stem cells into your dick
> making a baby of your babymaker
> your own precious little special one
> love your own cock more than you love women
> banging women as an excuse to look at your own cock
> cock cancer
> need surrogate cock
> join /fit/

tim you seem rly insecure sexually why is that tim

[timmy]

hey cam, dont you remember i have a much greater dick/height ratio than you? remember?