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[Wendy <3]

Wtf why did it add bushpig

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[Wendy <3]

0 replies just like your redhotpie profile begging for sex

i sent her a pm on her redhotpie account. so you are incorrect.

(my pm was asking for tits)

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Wendy <3]

She was a member of several dating sites. This bitch has been using sites to get fucked for years

that's cool. getting ready to send her a lot of pms.

[Desolation]

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rifk

[maks]

rifk

first time lisa has seemed to understand the forum took her long enough maybe in another 7 or 8 years she'll even be a good poster

[maks]

I fucking doubt it but anything's possible

[Desolation]

For like 5 years i thought tim was an awful poster, if not the worst ever on these boards, then i felt he got pretty funny anything is possible i guess

timmy learned to not take it seriously but still gets angry. i think if lisa learns to do the same, it will be good for her general mental health.

[Wendy <3]

I really miss keith

I really miss keith

I push my fingers into my anuuuuuuuuuus
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the AIDS
But whats really not funny
Is the cocks I have to taaaaaaaaaake
Jesus I'm really gay
Keith works his way insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
If the anal pain goes on UUUGGGHHH!

barry... barrypothead... tim... timmy, tim abrue, dunro, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

I have cummed until my wang collapsed
I've waited as my balls relaxed
And now all I do is live with so much AIDS
I suck on this
I suck on that
Ive left behind this little fact
You cannot get AIDS if you already have them
I've gotta take what dicks I've gotta take
And then I swear I'll suck your cock
But I cant promise you'll enjoy my anus
I guess Ill use my penis pump
My future seems like one big chicken fuck
You are left with AIDS cause you entered me unprotected

I push my fingers INTO MY AAAAAAANNNUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
ITS THE ONLY THING!!!!!
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!!!
IF THE ANAL STRETCHING GOES ON!!!!!
IM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM!!!!!

Fuck me up the ass
Or let me suck your cock
Leave my anus bleeding
Then you can leave me with HIV
Tell me is the reality is better than the gay porn
But I've found out the hard way
DICKS UP THE ASS IS GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

I push my fingers into MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!
ITS THE ONLY THING!!!!!
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!!!
BUT WHATS REALLY NOT FUNNY!!!!!
IS THE COCKS I HAVE TO!!!!!
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
JESUS IM REALLY GAY!!!!!
KEITH WORKS HIS WAY!!!!!
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!
IF THE ANAL PAINS GOES ON!!!!!
IM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM!!!!!

All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!

I push my fingers into MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!
ITS THE ONLY THING!!!!!
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!!!
BUT WHATS REALLY NOT FUNNY!!!!!
IS THE COCKS I HAVE TO!!!!!
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
JESUS IM REALLY GAY!!!!!
KEITH WORKS HIS WAY!!!!!
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!
IF THE ANAL PAINS GOES ON!!!!!
IM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM!!!!!

ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!
ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!
ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!
ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!

[maks]

For like 5 years i thought tim was an awful poster, if not the worst ever on these boards, then i felt he got pretty funny anything is possible i guess

tim was an over the top try hard posting 9gag memes and shit, he was worse than any frontpager, then gush happened and crushed his spirit and he became all cynical and nihilistic, I wouldn't say he's funnier now but he's certainly less cringeworthy and fits in a lot better

[Desolation]

no i mean there was a time there was this middle time between gush and relentlessly blaming other people for his problems and insecurities in which he was funny. he went from 9gag to funny to 4chan /b/ /pol/ whatever .

[Desolation]

allow me to explain with this researched and scientific bell curve:

[maks]

honestly I think we're better off now then during the height of the lizard posting, I almost stopped coming because I was sick of having to sift through their old people facebook shit and we lost a lot of good posters when ruby refused to purge them

[maks]

I should have put my foot down back then, but clay was still active and he would have ip banned me after the first salvo

[Desolation]

the day patrick mannix died, the healing of this community began.

[Desolation]

(ghost of patrick mannix please don't hack my computer and dox my austin apartment here)

[maks]

that's true it seems like there were at least 7 or 8 lizards who existed just to follow flaggercat around and yell at him his death certainly cut down on the lizard to good poster ratio a bit

You are utter retards, losers and dickheads.

Seriously, try harder.

The sadest thing here, you actually think you are good posters and don't seem to realise, you are the losers.... yeah um...... this is a bit awkward and I hate that you have to find out this way but you aren't good posters, you really aren't.

Last edited by Lisa Battery; 1 Hour Ago at 07:17 AM.

ruby is a really good lyricist and singer

[Wendy <3]

You are utter retards, losers and dickheads.

Seriously, try harder.

The sadest thing here, you actually think you are good posters and don't seem to realise, you are the losers.... yeah um...... this is a bit awkward and I hate that you have to find out this way but you aren't good posters, you really aren't.

The saddest thing is you are actually worse than patman and you sucked up to the admins enough to get away with shitting this place up

[Desolation]

You are utter retards, losers and dickheads.

Seriously, try harder.

The sadest thing here, you actually think you are good posters and don't seem to realise, you are the losers.... yeah um...... this is a bit awkward and I hate that you have to find out this way but you aren't good posters, you really aren't.

what does this have to do with anything. i complimented you in this thread and you just went ballistic

[Wendy <3]

Make her go away forever

be nice to her and maybe she'll stop being mean too. more likely she'll continue being angry and unreasonable (and won't send me what i've requested by pms) but it's worth a try.

[Desolation]

i've been nothing but nice to her.

[Wendy <3]

Being nice to lisa is a lot like self mutilation